More things I've learned from doing phone sex/camshows:
-- Most guys are inherently cheap. They want to weasel every last thing they POSSIBLY can out of you for free, and more than likely complain when they get it. I get soooo tired of men asking for free cam...and I could cheerfully rip out the throats of chicks who cyber/get nekkid on their webcams for free. Don't you slutty little shits know how hard you're making it for working girls like me? I hate you.
-- Most guys lose all ability to read and/or comprehend the written word once they get a stiffy. Not only can they not read the words "PAY2PLAY" in my Yahoo profile, they also cannot figure out how to sign up for a StormPay account or use one to pay me for cam, once they have their dick in hand. It's just too difficult. My FAQ and payment page lays it all out in little baby words of less than two syllables, but they cannot do it. I hate them.
-- As soon as you relax and start thinking of a guy as a regular (and lucrative, dammit) caller, he will inexplicably stop calling. It's been two weeks since I heard from either Headshave Guy, Naughty Baby Boy, or Inflatable Giantess Guy. I miss them.
On the brighter side, I found a guy (who is a fan of mine, and is willing to be paid with free cam) who can draw a cartoon logo for me. I wanna see myself as a cartoon Domme with huge dirgible-sized boobies, a whip, and a nasty grin.
Oh, and a leather corset pushing said huge boobies up to roughly my chin.
-- Most guys are inherently cheap. They want to weasel every last thing they POSSIBLY can out of you for free, and more than likely complain when they get it. I get soooo tired of men asking for free cam...and I could cheerfully rip out the throats of chicks who cyber/get nekkid on their webcams for free. Don't you slutty little shits know how hard you're making it for working girls like me? I hate you.
-- Most guys lose all ability to read and/or comprehend the written word once they get a stiffy. Not only can they not read the words "PAY2PLAY" in my Yahoo profile, they also cannot figure out how to sign up for a StormPay account or use one to pay me for cam, once they have their dick in hand. It's just too difficult. My FAQ and payment page lays it all out in little baby words of less than two syllables, but they cannot do it. I hate them.
-- As soon as you relax and start thinking of a guy as a regular (and lucrative, dammit) caller, he will inexplicably stop calling. It's been two weeks since I heard from either Headshave Guy, Naughty Baby Boy, or Inflatable Giantess Guy. I miss them.
On the brighter side, I found a guy (who is a fan of mine, and is willing to be paid with free cam) who can draw a cartoon logo for me. I wanna see myself as a cartoon Domme with huge dirgible-sized boobies, a whip, and a nasty grin.
Oh, and a leather corset pushing said huge boobies up to roughly my chin. VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
[Edited on Oct 29, 2003 8:18AM]