AS if to bookend my great evening last night, I have had the WORST NIGHT EVER tonight. Only three calls, and all of them under 3 minutes. ARRRGGGHHH! Oh my fuckin god...two of them were dudes who hung up on me mid-sentence, and the third was a guy who had e-mailed me and asked about humiliation sessions. I'd added him to my "mail-only" customer list and sent out a mass e-mail giving all my mail-only contacts two free minutes to encourage them to call.
This guy called, all right. He was totally into it and just about manic, I swear...he wouldn't even let me finish what I was saying before he was "Yes, Mistress"-ing all over the place. I'd gotten the recording that this was one of the free minutes guys when I picked up the phone, so I was all set to give this guy the call of his fuckin' life and make a regular out of him...but after the two minutes were up, the call got cut off and he "declined", as the recording ever-so-politely puts it, to add money to his account to continue the call.
All he was looking for -- and got, thanks to my free minutes -- was wank material, and I got NOTHING. I've made a grand total of FOUR DOLLARS tonight. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
This guy called, all right. He was totally into it and just about manic, I swear...he wouldn't even let me finish what I was saying before he was "Yes, Mistress"-ing all over the place. I'd gotten the recording that this was one of the free minutes guys when I picked up the phone, so I was all set to give this guy the call of his fuckin' life and make a regular out of him...but after the two minutes were up, the call got cut off and he "declined", as the recording ever-so-politely puts it, to add money to his account to continue the call.
All he was looking for -- and got, thanks to my free minutes -- was wank material, and I got NOTHING. I've made a grand total of FOUR DOLLARS tonight. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
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let's ya think some, play around, change thoughts, get a little creative for goodness sake.
there are only so many ways to sound like you're sucking dick. it's just not that ranged of an event.
the cat hair thing made me laugh, though... so true, so true. i think that' got to be the worst thing, cat hair or human hair, fake sex or real... you keep having the hack, chhhrhrrrrrbbbbb sounding thing trying to get the tickle out DAMMIT! haha.
good luck tonight, if you're on.