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thatdykeliz

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Friday Sep 05, 2003

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Well, I broke my "no calls" streak..once with a totally boring and rude minute-man call, and once with the kind of call I actually like -- a little subbie-boy I can degrade and abuse.

The minute-man caller sounded fairly old -- it was like talking dirty to my great uncle. Ew. He wanted me to play with a vibrator, so I did, moaning and gasping like a porno queen, with him groaning and whacking away as my accompaniment. Two and a half minutes into the call -- which was on my cheapie listing that only makes $0.69 a minute for me, BTW -- Mr. Minute Man grunts, squirts, and fucking hangs up on me without even saying thank you.

I made about two dollars for that. Cheap-ass old fuck. mad

My subbie-boy was a good one, though. Wanted to be trained to take a strap-on in the ass. Since I dig that kind of thing anyway, $1.12 a min. to talk about it is like Christmas, you know? He was polite, took orders well, even sounded sexy with my big strap-on dildo stuffed in his mouth. I hope he becomes a regular...

Okay, folks. I'm going to bed now. It's been a long haul for so few calls, and this phone slut is tired.

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