I am so fucking bored. Want to know how bored I am? I'll tell you.
Got messaged tonight on Yahoo by some guy, wants to know if would vomit for him while he ate his own shit. Totally unfazed, I messaged back that I'd never done it before, but I would try anything once. (In other words, if you pay me, I will pretend to love it, baby.)
He stopped talking to me right then, not another word. I think I was supposed to go "Oh, ewww! No way, that's disgusting, you fucking pervert!" Maybe he gets off on that kind of reaction.
Anyway, I kept waiting for another minute or two...I even IMed him asking why he went away, I wanted to hear more about it. I was fucking *disappointed* that I wasn't going to hear more about this dude's vomit 'n scat fetishes -- that's interesting, you know?
And THAT, my sweet darlings, is how bored I am tonight.
Got messaged tonight on Yahoo by some guy, wants to know if would vomit for him while he ate his own shit. Totally unfazed, I messaged back that I'd never done it before, but I would try anything once. (In other words, if you pay me, I will pretend to love it, baby.)
He stopped talking to me right then, not another word. I think I was supposed to go "Oh, ewww! No way, that's disgusting, you fucking pervert!" Maybe he gets off on that kind of reaction.
Anyway, I kept waiting for another minute or two...I even IMed him asking why he went away, I wanted to hear more about it. I was fucking *disappointed* that I wasn't going to hear more about this dude's vomit 'n scat fetishes -- that's interesting, you know?
And THAT, my sweet darlings, is how bored I am tonight.