Holy fucking shit. I had been having the WORST two days on the phone since I started...no calls. Nothing. Then when I did get a call, it was a guy whose call I'd missed the other night, so I had sent him four free minutes with me as an apology.
He called and was a cheap fucking skinflint bastard...he only talked for five minutes after his free minutes ran out, and when the "you're a broke-ass motherfucker, put some more money in, yo" chime sounded, he said he was going to put more money into his account...so I waited...and then got a recording saying "the customer has declined to add money to his account. This call has ended. Goodbye."
After all of that, I only got 5 bucks for putting up with his stupid ass, and he got a DAMN good faked orgasm out of me, to boot. Men.
But the call I just did makes up for all that -- I just made over $45 on ONE CALL.
/me dances around with joy
And the guy just wanted to bullshit with me...about hunting, of all things. My childhood in Texas came in handy this time. Of course, the guy also kind of weirded me out because he kept offering to send me a plane ticket to come and see him, too.
BUT -- $45 in one shot! I'm done for the night. I'm hanging up my headset, taking a sleeping pill, and curling up to watch CSI dvds until I zonk out. I've been working on my site and hanging around waiting for calls for almost nine hours, and I'm wiped out. Goddess, I hope the rest of the week picks up as far as calls...and that my webhost gets my space set up for me so I can upload my site and get some horny guys with credit cards in their grubby little hands to call me.
Oh, and before I forget...the subbie I mentioned yesterday, who hasn't sent me the financial slavery tribute money he promised? I sent him a pay-to-view e-mail worth $20 and the fucker still hasn't opened it yet.
Cheap-ass loser.
Okay, I'm really going to bed now.
He called and was a cheap fucking skinflint bastard...he only talked for five minutes after his free minutes ran out, and when the "you're a broke-ass motherfucker, put some more money in, yo" chime sounded, he said he was going to put more money into his account...so I waited...and then got a recording saying "the customer has declined to add money to his account. This call has ended. Goodbye."
After all of that, I only got 5 bucks for putting up with his stupid ass, and he got a DAMN good faked orgasm out of me, to boot. Men.
But the call I just did makes up for all that -- I just made over $45 on ONE CALL.
/me dances around with joy
And the guy just wanted to bullshit with me...about hunting, of all things. My childhood in Texas came in handy this time. Of course, the guy also kind of weirded me out because he kept offering to send me a plane ticket to come and see him, too.
BUT -- $45 in one shot! I'm done for the night. I'm hanging up my headset, taking a sleeping pill, and curling up to watch CSI dvds until I zonk out. I've been working on my site and hanging around waiting for calls for almost nine hours, and I'm wiped out. Goddess, I hope the rest of the week picks up as far as calls...and that my webhost gets my space set up for me so I can upload my site and get some horny guys with credit cards in their grubby little hands to call me.
Oh, and before I forget...the subbie I mentioned yesterday, who hasn't sent me the financial slavery tribute money he promised? I sent him a pay-to-view e-mail worth $20 and the fucker still hasn't opened it yet.
Cheap-ass loser.
Okay, I'm really going to bed now.