Stil workin' that phone slut thang. Today's entry is: "Things I learned this week from doing phone sex."
-- A flip-flop shoe will produce a wonderful sound effect like that of a hand slapping an ass. But it makes the palm of your hand that you're slapping it with red and sore for HOURS.
-- There's no such thing as too much information. I got a guy who, when asked what he liked, said "CBT. Um, just CBT."
Dude, you're the one paying for this shit -- if you don't tell me what you want, I have no clue. I spent 20 minutes doing fly-by-the-seat-of-my-panties domination, and trying to brainstorm new and different ways of saying "I'm kicking you in the balls with my high heel shoes." I thought the call went really badly -- dude gave me 5 stars anyway. Arrgh!
-- A small silicone dildo is ideal for keeping on my desk to provide sound effects for blow job calls. Smacking, sucking, and licking noises are key for these calls, and my fingers don't get all pruney from me sucking on them when I suck on a dildo instead.
-- The percussion back massager I keep by my desk for use on my shoulders and back works just fine for sex toy calls. It buzzes, they don't know the fucking difference.
-- Some guys are just really really lonely and want a sweet girl to talk to. But when they ask if they can send you their picture, SAY NO. Otherwise, you will find out just why they can't get chicks...it's because they got hit with the Ugly Stick many, many times.
-- Be prepared for ANYTHING. I got a call from a black guy who wanted to be humiliated. Okay, fine, I can do that, and start getting ready to call him Worm and Limp-Dick, and Pig. Nope -- this guy wants to be called racist names.
I have never felt so dirty in my life, because those kinds of words (I won't even type them here) make me feel filthy when they come out of my mouth.
-- Guys who promise you the world, to buy you things, send you money, pay your bills...they lose that desire once their hard-on is satisfied. I took a financial domination call from a guy who wanted to my money-slave, so I told him to send me $50 online. The money hasn't showed up. Loser.
Okay...I'm off to exploit more men for bucks, babies.
-- A flip-flop shoe will produce a wonderful sound effect like that of a hand slapping an ass. But it makes the palm of your hand that you're slapping it with red and sore for HOURS.
-- There's no such thing as too much information. I got a guy who, when asked what he liked, said "CBT. Um, just CBT."
Dude, you're the one paying for this shit -- if you don't tell me what you want, I have no clue. I spent 20 minutes doing fly-by-the-seat-of-my-panties domination, and trying to brainstorm new and different ways of saying "I'm kicking you in the balls with my high heel shoes." I thought the call went really badly -- dude gave me 5 stars anyway. Arrgh!
-- A small silicone dildo is ideal for keeping on my desk to provide sound effects for blow job calls. Smacking, sucking, and licking noises are key for these calls, and my fingers don't get all pruney from me sucking on them when I suck on a dildo instead.
-- The percussion back massager I keep by my desk for use on my shoulders and back works just fine for sex toy calls. It buzzes, they don't know the fucking difference.
-- Some guys are just really really lonely and want a sweet girl to talk to. But when they ask if they can send you their picture, SAY NO. Otherwise, you will find out just why they can't get chicks...it's because they got hit with the Ugly Stick many, many times.
-- Be prepared for ANYTHING. I got a call from a black guy who wanted to be humiliated. Okay, fine, I can do that, and start getting ready to call him Worm and Limp-Dick, and Pig. Nope -- this guy wants to be called racist names.
I have never felt so dirty in my life, because those kinds of words (I won't even type them here) make me feel filthy when they come out of my mouth.
-- Guys who promise you the world, to buy you things, send you money, pay your bills...they lose that desire once their hard-on is satisfied. I took a financial domination call from a guy who wanted to my money-slave, so I told him to send me $50 online. The money hasn't showed up. Loser.
Okay...I'm off to exploit more men for bucks, babies.
bakedgoods:
wow that's nuts. much more interesting than my former job, and i worked in a mental institution. hope the dude sends you $50... he's a pretty worthless money-slave if he doesn't, lol.
5alvani:
wow... good job! exploiting losers for money.. beats any job i have ever had!