SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!!!
Not for me. For my daughter. Understand now, I love her to pieces, but at times she makes me recall the immortal words of Ozzy Osbourne regarding his children: "I love you all. I love you more than life itself -- but you're all fucking mad."
After a whole summer of no school, the concept of SEVEN WHOLE HOURS of the day where she's not here seem like a fantastic dream...I can run around naked all day long! I can listen to my music without her begging me to turn it down so she can hear SpongeBob Squarepants better. I can fuck with wild -- and loud! -- abandon, with the BEDROOM DOOR WIDE OPEN! Wheeeeeee! I'm not sure I can handle this amount of hedonistic freedom.
Not for me. For my daughter. Understand now, I love her to pieces, but at times she makes me recall the immortal words of Ozzy Osbourne regarding his children: "I love you all. I love you more than life itself -- but you're all fucking mad."
After a whole summer of no school, the concept of SEVEN WHOLE HOURS of the day where she's not here seem like a fantastic dream...I can run around naked all day long! I can listen to my music without her begging me to turn it down so she can hear SpongeBob Squarepants better. I can fuck with wild -- and loud! -- abandon, with the BEDROOM DOOR WIDE OPEN! Wheeeeeee! I'm not sure I can handle this amount of hedonistic freedom.
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Someday...!