Honestly, the last two days have sucked beyond all suckitude, as far as making money has gone. Where are all the horny guys, man? Are they out playing "let's pretend I like your family, honey" with their wives' relatives at family BBQs? Are the single ones all too drunk to take out their credit cards this weekend?
I don't know.
I miss them. I miss...
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I don't know.
I miss them. I miss...
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Holy fucking shit. I had been having the WORST two days on the phone since I started...no calls. Nothing. Then when I did get a call, it was a guy whose call I'd missed the other night, so I had sent him four free minutes with me as an apology.
He called and was a cheap fucking skinflint bastard...he only talked for five minutes after...
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He called and was a cheap fucking skinflint bastard...he only talked for five minutes after...
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Stil workin' that phone slut thang. Today's entry is: "Things I learned this week from doing phone sex."
-- A flip-flop shoe will produce a wonderful sound effect like that of a hand slapping an ass. But it makes the palm of your hand that you're slapping it with red and sore for HOURS.
-- There's no such thing as too much information. I got...
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-- A flip-flop shoe will produce a wonderful sound effect like that of a hand slapping an ass. But it makes the palm of your hand that you're slapping it with red and sore for HOURS.
-- There's no such thing as too much information. I got...
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bakedgoods:
wow that's nuts. much more interesting than my former job, and i worked in a mental institution. hope the dude sends you $50... he's a pretty worthless money-slave if he doesn't, lol.
5alvani:
wow... good job! exploiting losers for money.. beats any job i have ever had!
Cuckold Guy is still on the hook! Yes! He e-mailed me again, plans to talk to me Monday, and I have a whole page of notes on this guy and his various kinks. It would be really cool to pick this guy up as a regular.
Smoking Guy is still calling me. I talked to him again last night, and as much as he amuses...
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Smoking Guy is still calling me. I talked to him again last night, and as much as he amuses...
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Well, I went to the doctor, and my shoulder painis not bursitis, it's muscular spasms, which my doc seems to think is edging him toward a fibromyalgia diagnosis. I'm in a hell of a lot of pain today, between my shoulder not working right -- if I reach up with my left hand to push my hair back, the muscles spasm and throw my arm...
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rebeldaisy:
i'm sorry about your possible fibro. diagnosis, my mom has it, and one of my doctors thinks i have it (i don't believe it) and it's crappy. so i really sympathize for you.
siv:
dood. jesus ass christ. i just went the desktops and felt a shiny tear eminate from my eye. the tear was of joy! hot damn, i didn't expect anyone to make me a desktop.
i really hope you feel better!!!
i really hope you feel better!!!
My smoking fetish guy called again today! Two days into it, and I have a regular already -- I hope. He's good for at least $10 a call, on my end, so I'd like to keep him. I sent him some more pics of me smoking, I hope that'll help.
He doesn't really want to talk about sex, either -- just the smoke. I get...
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He doesn't really want to talk about sex, either -- just the smoke. I get...
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betsyjane:
Yay for good work! I just wanted to say how happy I am that you use Suave for kids 2 in 1 too! Its the best! I use the cherry kind!!!!!
Took my 1st phonesex call this morning...thank goddess, the guy was a real sweetie, not demanding and crude. He wanted to talk about smoking fetish, which is one of my specialities -- in fact, the ad he called me from has the pic I used for my profile pic here on it! 
So: wheeee! I got through my first call and got five stars from...
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So: wheeee! I got through my first call and got five stars from...
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miyacemu:
wowsers! now that is a cool job! its cool your first customer wasnt crude, but I guess you'll have some real crude hornballs calling ya up soon enough... could be quite fun 
and thats a cool profile pic.
and thats a cool profile pic.
rumpusparable:
i tried to get working as one of those phone psychics once lol... couldn't find the interview place darnit.
i've always wondered about doing phone sex... seems like a good job, really. fun some days.
glad your first one went well
i've always wondered about doing phone sex... seems like a good job, really. fun some days.
glad your first one went well
I've got butterflies turning somersaults in my tummy...I'm about to log on to do phone sex. I was a phone sex girl right out of high school, about ten years ago, but I haven't done any since.
I mean, it should be like riding a bicycle, right? You never forget the skill, you just have to brush up on it and hope you don't fall...
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I mean, it should be like riding a bicycle, right? You never forget the skill, you just have to brush up on it and hope you don't fall...
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groove:
I must be doing something wrong... I always seem to be bruised and scraped up after phone sex... 
phedre:
I was considering doing the same thing. I'm moving to San Antonio, so I looked in the classified and that was the best paying job listed. But I'm worried about it cause I'm afraid I'll get some idiot and not be able to help but burst out laughing
And Narcissus in Chains is a badass book.
And Narcissus in Chains is a badass book.
I just had a phone call from my girlfriend. We'd been planning for and hoping that she'd be out here to visit -- and possibly live with us -- soon, like within weeks.
But now I find out that she can't, for various and sundry reasons, all of them valid and nothing I can really bitch about, be out here until Dec. 18th.
Goddess, this...
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But now I find out that she can't, for various and sundry reasons, all of them valid and nothing I can really bitch about, be out here until Dec. 18th.
Goddess, this...
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quinne:
awe sweetie i know how hard it is
i know what its like to miss someone soooooooo badly
if you need someone to talk to email me & ill give you my im names
take care love
i know what its like to miss someone soooooooo badly
if you need someone to talk to email me & ill give you my im names
take care love
Oh bleargh. I feel so horrid this morning. It's almost time for the bus, so I'll go stand out on the porch and watch Miss Thang go off to school, and then I'm going back to bed. I want a do-over, man, cause today is sucking hard.
sakita:
i too have one of those days where i just want to go back and pull the blankets over my head. nothing is going to cheer me up today.
i hope your day gets better.
i hope your day gets better.
radiobastet:
CRAP!!!!!
I'm sending you lots of good energy!
Your daughter sounds like an amazing young lady, to say the very least... I don't understand why kids seem to be maturing so much faster these days. I've heard it may be due in part to all the hormones and crap they're putting in our food...
It sounds to me like you're handling it well, though. I think we need more "weird moms" like you!! The world would be a better place.
I do hope you get a chance to check out a UU church or fellowship some day. They are amongst the nicest and most accepting people you'll ever meet. I think there's a CUUPS group around here that I should check out.
Anyway - feel better soon, y'hear????
I'm sending you lots of good energy!
Your daughter sounds like an amazing young lady, to say the very least... I don't understand why kids seem to be maturing so much faster these days. I've heard it may be due in part to all the hormones and crap they're putting in our food...
It sounds to me like you're handling it well, though. I think we need more "weird moms" like you!! The world would be a better place.
I do hope you get a chance to check out a UU church or fellowship some day. They are amongst the nicest and most accepting people you'll ever meet. I think there's a CUUPS group around here that I should check out.
Anyway - feel better soon, y'hear????
SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!!!
Not for me. For my daughter. Understand now, I love her to pieces, but at times she makes me recall the immortal words of Ozzy Osbourne regarding his children: "I love you all. I love you more than life itself -- but you're all fucking mad."
After a whole summer of no school, the concept of SEVEN WHOLE HOURS of the day...
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Not for me. For my daughter. Understand now, I love her to pieces, but at times she makes me recall the immortal words of Ozzy Osbourne regarding his children: "I love you all. I love you more than life itself -- but you're all fucking mad."
After a whole summer of no school, the concept of SEVEN WHOLE HOURS of the day...
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thatdykeliz:
AGGGH! Bakedgoods, now I have that fucking song in my head! Curse youuuuuuuuu....
winter_____:
I'm so jealous of people with school-age children.
Someday...!
Someday...!
Well, I feel as if I have accomplished something, in a sort of "sat on my ass and watched the progress bar with irritation" sort of way, seeing as I spent the last few hours installing Windows XP update patches. 43 of them, I think. I'm lazy.
But now my computer won't get infected with the virus that's apparently going around, or blow up, or...
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But now my computer won't get infected with the virus that's apparently going around, or blow up, or...
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I want to be a phone sex chick! How do I become one?