I presented my feminine side with flowers
She cut the stems and placed them gently down my throat
And these two lips might soon eclipse your brightest hopes
I posted the following in my friend Ian's livejournal. Now all of our friends think hes insane. I love too much caffeine nights haha! :
"I took a walk down the mother fucking streets of Narnia and now I am a badass hardened criminal.I told Miss Piggy she was a bitch, looked in the bucket of truth and let the dark crystal steal my soul.... Read More
Apparantly they used to (or still do) have an Upright Citizen's Brigade theatre in NYC that would have a rotating cast every week, and they would just do all kinds of improv. A lot of regulars of the Daily Show, including Jon Stewart, used to stop by and perform. Never got up there to check it out, though...
Remember when you were little and during a thunderstorm you would hide under you covers? For some reason it seemed as though all the problems of the world could be solved simply by pulling your comforter over your head.
Thats what I did today.
layed in bed and listened to the rain.
layed in bed and hid from the world.
layed in bed and forgot... Read More
I am so happy right now!
It is 70 degrees outside! Hooray b/c this means summer is so close I can actually taste it.i walked outside and summer was like, 'hey man you got 50 cents?' and I was like aww shit... i forgot this guy is a mooch... always heating up my steering wheel.
I love that pic of you with the mod target hoodie
(I may have mentioned this before on here or somewhere else, cause I've seen the pic before. Apologies if I'm repeating myself )
p.s. would anyone like to adopt an inhospitable roommate?
im so angry I could punch a baby.
Roommate:" Oh yeah someone called for you this morning.I think it was a job place or something"
Me:"Did they leave a message?"
Roommate:"No, I just told them you would be back at five."
Me:"Why would you say that? ...sigh... Is it the last number on here?[dial *69]
Roommate:"no... Read More
Well I finally did it! I applied for SuicideGirls today. I think im going to sleep, eat, and drink with my fingers crossed.Im going to need to do something to occupy my time...darn.
I saw some really amazing pictures of Tekky alll wrapped up in caution tape. It gave me a brillant idea for my best friends bday(which happens to be today.)
My friend Whitney... Read More
Good luck
i put the moves on schaft and whaddya know? a year just went by in march.