tetrisbrokeme

oh yeah. i have a whole bottle of rum to myself, and there's boxing on tonight, and i don't have to put up with the stupid fireworks cos no one lives near me! hahahaha! i am supposed to be in milton keynes though, but i have no money and couldn't get there. i miss my daughter so so much, but there's absolutely nothing i can...
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well it turns out that morrisons had a bad batch of carrier bags so they replaced my bottle of rum excellent

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ok, i've given in too, although my facts will be most lame.....

1. i've never broken any bones
2. when i was about 5 i hung around with kids about 4 years older than me. they liked to kinda pick on me, but i learnt to box and beat the shit out of one of them
3. i also threw sand in his eyes once...
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there is nothing like your ex gf coming online to really fuck with your head, especially when you're lonely as hell. although now i see things i never saw when we were together, like how irritating she is with some of the childish things she does. y'know when they say 'what goes around comes around'? surely i'm good now! i've not been that much of...
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woooooooooooooooooh, go rain! it's really been coming down here, and being so close to the sea, the wind's been rattling the windows. nothing better

i went to the beach today in the rain, fancied a run.... but alas the tide was in so i had to climb rocks instead. yes, i officially lead the lamest life known to man

i applied for a job that...
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fighting with my ex is fun at times, but not when she brings my daughter into it and tries to tell me that i obviously don't care about her because i haven't been online to ask how she is............... well, it's difficult to get online without an internet connection, it must be said. the amount of stuff she's coming out with now reminds me of...
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ok, my broadband connection is up and running. took their damn time, but all is forgiven now cos i'm sitting in my own house using the internet again. the novelty will wear off soon i'm sure, but right now......... oooooooooooh! hehe

still can't get laid, but i did get whistled at today by TWO (count 'em) girls. it's fair to say i was a distance...
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well i now live in scotland. go me. still haven't had my broadband connection transferred to my new house. tiscali are the slowest people in the world. they continually send me the same note as well, either by letter or email, with totally different dates. ALL I WANT IS TO KNOW WHEN IT'LL BE READY! at the minute i'm sitting in the office of a...
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, collectormania is back in milton keynes! my favourite part of the year. the only problem is that i'm moving tomorrow and i won't get to spend the whole weekend there however, i did go up today and spend money that i don't have. why? well, i'll tell you exactly why! BECAUSE I GOT TO MEET NICK STAHL!!!!! yeah! i fuckin' LOVE him! i was...
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby, i'm hot just live an ovennnnnnnnnn, i need some lovinnnnnnnn'

marvin gaye knows the score. always.

i've been spending lots of time with girl a. she may even stop being referred to as girl a soon seeing as she's the only one that i harbour an interest in these days. still, i do move next saturday to the complete opposite side of the uk............
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