tetrisbrokeme

well i now live in scotland. go me. still haven't had my broadband connection transferred to my new house. tiscali are the slowest people in the world. they continually send me the same note as well, either by letter or email, with totally different dates. ALL I WANT IS TO KNOW WHEN IT'LL BE READY! at the minute i'm sitting in the office of a hotel that my brother runs using the owner's computer while he's on holiday. i'm a bad boy
i had a surreal night tonight. it was excellent enough early on, free meal, free alcohol all night, but then to sit there whilst my mum and step dad got stoned with my sister in law was extremely strange...... hmmmmm
wow! i live in scotland! it's the best feeling being in my homeland again. i have to say i'm really struggling for ladies though. i need to get laid! i can't even get a girl to so much as look at me. curse this face! maybe i'll be ok when i get a job cos then i'll have money. money = the ability to travel further out, and the possibility to meet ladies through this. of course money could also mean a prostitute. you know what they say: desperate times.....
food food food. that was for ragdoll. i haven't cooked much cos my brother is far better than me, but i've eaten like a king, and have subsequently grown the belly of one. exercise is the name of the game now. x