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In this journal, there was to be:

1) A profound discussion on how reading about meditation and yoga practices (in Yoga Journal) have made me grow so much in my practice.

2) A serious amount of love for men and women who boldly go where no Undone has gone before: To the Republican National Convention.

3) A discussion on how Wendy's does not agree with this particular person, and how this particular person wants to be in bed feeling sorry for herself and beating herself up about eating Wendy's in the first place.

4) A discourse on why my neighbor should be strung up by his toenails and how I want to give his dog to someone who actually might care about his dog.

5) An ode to the slaying of the evil mosquito who has left me annoyed and in shambles and nearly out of Rhuli Gel.

6) A general inquiry as to whether I should spend my money on dying my hair when (a) I have no money and (b) Do I really want to go platinum blonde?

7) A musing (again) on how I would change the world so that I could have as many tattoos and piercings as I want, or should I really move to Seattle or Canada instead?

8) Another complaint on how my hands and arms itch from the aforementioned altercation with the Evil Mosquito.

9) Seriously?

10) A survey taken on whether I drink too many liquids and whether this is why my toilet seems to be rejecting the hundreds of ounces of urine I give it every day. Or was my brother just completely missing the bowl?

11) Unsolved Mysteries: Why did I ever watch that show?

12) Along those lines: why did I think ranch houses were cool? Why did I ever seriously consider buying things off the television? And is this why I now live in Ohio?

13) Kicking myself for admitting I live in Ohio.

14) Saying: There are pictures up, and they are up and they are old.

15) Five is right out.