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Thursday Apr 29, 2004

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Recipe for disaster :::

1) Wear Fluffy Puff Marshmallows teeshirt while kicking The Cheat all over the living room, giggling like a maniac and eating a white chocolate orange.

2) Set The Cheat static sticker free due to open windows on a very dirty car.

3) Wear same short skirt to work with super pale legs, and go about announcing to everyone that today is a special day.

4) In honor of special day, pop zit in work washroom.

5) Sing along to French Jazz

6) Think about how 27 is divisible by two of your favorite numbers: 3 & 9
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
punknitemike:
happy birthday!!!
Apr 29, 2004
legionnaire:
I've been a fan for a long time, though I have to say it's been a little while since I saw a funny strongbad e-mail. I think the caffeine one was the last "peeing my pants it's so good" one.

And 27 is a perfect cube! Enjoy it, it'll be the last you'll have for a while. smile
Apr 29, 2004

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