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Friday Feb 13, 2004

Feb 13, 2004
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hey look!
this is me not at the henry rollins spoken word tonight. although i had free tickets, when i arrived home this evening, i thought it better to throw myself a large pity party with balloons, eat copious amounts of chocolate, drink a warm coca cola, and fiend for a cigarette.

when the boyfriend arrived home from a local artist's opening, i attacked him with stories of my day and wants for attention. i am usually not that clingy or needy, but i needed attention, i needed to be tended to ... thank you auntie flow (who is taking her sweet time [although not late] showing up) for royally fucking up my emotions and making me a general bitch for the evening.

the boyfriend made some crack how, at the SG Burlesque Show tomorrow night there will be so much estrogen flying 'round the place that auntie flow will come barging through the door.

kinda messes up my purse plans for the evening. tampons are not easily carted about in a sleek little clutch. even o.b's

and it will only be par for the course, since the last four times i have been at little brother's, i have been on the rag. seems only fitting that it would happen again.

so, if you see me, i will be the curly haired, bespectacled megabitch in the miniskirt and boots, fiending over a cigarette and trying to get my friends in denovo to cough up some cancer sticks for me.

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legionnaire:
Have a great time at the show! The one in NYC was a good chance to meet other SG folks.

Thanks for submitting the story! Unfortunately there's something weird going on with the admin - I saw it there last night and then figured I was too drunk to edit it, so I left it there for this morning. When I checked it out this morning, however, I couldn't find it. So sorry that it hasn't been published yet! I'll try to figure out what happened.
Feb 14, 2004
superflea:
HEY NOW!!!

Geek fight alert -- madame, I resent your characterization of some of the finest superheros ever to don the spandex of justice as "x-fucks".

*slips snuffbox into frilly glove
*slaps you

IT'S ONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! biggrin

(Actually, I'm no real threat. I'm weak like a kitten.)

(And twice as cute.)
Feb 14, 2004

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