teclo

so, i am sitting here, doing my job, and the cover of prince's darling nikki comes up. i go on some tirade about how prince finally needs to cushion his bank account and has overcome his religious reservations and decided to go ahead and allow the foo fighters to release this "dirty song" after all.

and this dude calls up, and tells me all about how he was dating this super gorgeous jehovah's witness who wasn't about sex before marriage and the like. i said something to the effect of "and i'm sure you fixed that right up, eh?"
he replies :: "you know, one night after one too many at the bar, i find her g-spot, and it's all over from there"
i say :: "awesome, dude"
he goes on about how he's going to hell and he might as well pack up the wife and move to florida.

i ask him if he's trying to get a head start on the whole thing.

you know, this job rules. people open up to me in ways i never could have imagined. that story almost beats out the story of the guy who whacked off in the greek orthodox church here in town ... at someone's funeral!

lovetec

ps - i suddenly feel very tame.