It is springtime in Burkina Faso, and that means that the females of the species are shedding their layers.
Whereas just weeks ago, the females and males were parading themselves around in their winter coats (although I use the word "parading" loosely, as I was the only one braving the outdoors for a walk, Burkina Faso was murder a couple of weeks ago) and hats...
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Whereas just weeks ago, the females and males were parading themselves around in their winter coats (although I use the word "parading" loosely, as I was the only one braving the outdoors for a walk, Burkina Faso was murder a couple of weeks ago) and hats...
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On the phone with my mother this morning.
"[Sister] is between a 6 and an 8" she said, referring to my sister's pants size, "I'm between an 8 and a 10!"
"Oh?" I ask, spreading peanut butter on bread.
"How are you doing with that?" She asked.
"Huh, oh I'm at a ..."
"You said you'd gotten down to a 12 and I think that's...
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"[Sister] is between a 6 and an 8" she said, referring to my sister's pants size, "I'm between an 8 and a 10!"
"Oh?" I ask, spreading peanut butter on bread.
"How are you doing with that?" She asked.
"Huh, oh I'm at a ..."
"You said you'd gotten down to a 12 and I think that's...
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superflea:
Well, I'm glad that you adore me, luv. 
If we could customize our residual self image, I'd be bigger, and possibly taller (but I'm 6'3" anyways and decent clothes are already tricky to find).
But I'd definitely be gun totin'. I would be the embodiment of the character I play in every game in which I'm given the option to customize my character - I am "the cold black hand of justice". (tm)
If we could customize our residual self image, I'd be bigger, and possibly taller (but I'm 6'3" anyways and decent clothes are already tricky to find).
But I'd definitely be gun totin'. I would be the embodiment of the character I play in every game in which I'm given the option to customize my character - I am "the cold black hand of justice". (tm)
enzo525:
Hahaha. That rolls me.
Thanks for honoring silly sock day
Thanks for honoring silly sock day
What a beautiful day!
When I get my act together, I am going to go on a nice long walk. I will be on a long walk with my boyfriend and the sunshine and maybe my two best friends.
Also: I am stinky. Really stinky. I smell B.A.D.
Also: There are pictures up in my Pics folder.
Also: I rule.
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ninadelamorte:
Not a problem. Anytime you need a pic just ask!
boychucker:
What? No dirty pics? 
I was just thinking, i've know you for a couple of years now and still have not met your boyfriend. I think he's fictional and you have all our mutual friends playing some sort of game on me.
I was just thinking, i've know you for a couple of years now and still have not met your boyfriend. I think he's fictional and you have all our mutual friends playing some sort of game on me.
Doing laundry is a good thing.
Why?
In a realization while driving home today when I was trying to convince myself to brave the shopping world once again in the (hopefully not) futile persuit of t-shirts and black pants (and socks, but those are easy), I realized::
"Undone, you have quite a few t-shirts. A fact which would be more easily brought to light if...
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Why?
In a realization while driving home today when I was trying to convince myself to brave the shopping world once again in the (hopefully not) futile persuit of t-shirts and black pants (and socks, but those are easy), I realized::
"Undone, you have quite a few t-shirts. A fact which would be more easily brought to light if...
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apologees:
be strong.
those bitches know nothing.
i can outdrink yer boy boychucker on david crosby's liver.
those bitches know nothing.
i can outdrink yer boy boychucker on david crosby's liver.
tygertyger:
Bahaha. Laundry be damned. Damned, I say!
And it's the Streets. The really strong cockney accent just makes it that much funnier.
And it's the Streets. The really strong cockney accent just makes it that much funnier.
I want to have more sewing lessons so that I can make some clothes that actually fucking fit me.
I am sorry, but since when did it become UNCOOL to have fucking hips and tits and a waist?
I went shopping the other day, and nothing fit. It was either bulging at the back, too tight in the ass, or not long enough.
I am...
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boychucker:
I'm back in the ATL now. I'm sorry I had to take the nice weather back when I left.
I'll make it up to C'bus soon and we'll get together with some of the other nerds I usually hang out with.
I'll make it up to C'bus soon and we'll get together with some of the other nerds I usually hang out with.
lemonkid:
Who's your boyfriend?
You know what?
This Pepsi tastes really weird.
Which is why I normall go for Coke. But I can't knock free Pepsi. So yeah. Except I can when said free Pepsi does not come with a free iTunes song.
Also: Bring me shoes.
johncocktoastin:
i am notorious for flipping off children.
you know, the ones in the backseat of thier parent's car who stick their tongue out at you/stare at you after their idiot parent cuts you off/runs you off the road and you blare the horn at them?
i hate stupid drivers!
they're the worst in southern california and in austin, from my experience...my boyfriend gets scared when we're in the car and i start cussing someone out for their horrible driving...i don't "road rage" i just have the auto-flip off down and i curse like a effin sailor!
what's up with the matching outfit girlies? i don't get it.
i need shoes as well.
i discovered today that my favorite sneakers have cracks in the soles- it's pouring rain here! my feet are numb.
i have 2 pairs of shoes (sad, i know) and they're both fucked.
ahhhhhh
you know, the ones in the backseat of thier parent's car who stick their tongue out at you/stare at you after their idiot parent cuts you off/runs you off the road and you blare the horn at them?
i hate stupid drivers!
they're the worst in southern california and in austin, from my experience...my boyfriend gets scared when we're in the car and i start cussing someone out for their horrible driving...i don't "road rage" i just have the auto-flip off down and i curse like a effin sailor!
what's up with the matching outfit girlies? i don't get it.
i need shoes as well.
i discovered today that my favorite sneakers have cracks in the soles- it's pouring rain here! my feet are numb.
i have 2 pairs of shoes (sad, i know) and they're both fucked.
ahhhhhh
The weather is wonderful and I want to be outside in it al the time.
Curse you three cigarette breaks a day!
I think I'm going to have to start walking on my lunch hour again. Hurrah for me!
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tygertyger:
I'm curious as to whether he's going to keep calling himself Frank Black now, or switch back to Black Francis. I'm also wondering what a Pixies reunion means for the Catholics - those guys are good.
johncocktoastin:
i'm gonna have to say that's a great album to lose your virginity to. a great album to fuck to as well....maybe i just haven't come as far....
now i want grilled cheese!!
now i want grilled cheese!!
Someone tell me when it stops raining and being cold. I will come outside then. And I will never leave. And I will go on walks and go to yoga and hang out with friends and sit on my front porch and never want to leave.
Until then, I am not leaving my house.
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kellyjanice:
are you coming bowling on friday( read my journal for details)? what is your vote for the after bowling get together place?
legionnaire:
It's funny you mention that about the Vanguard - the one element I kept thinking was missing was a thick haze of smoke. I think you're right - it really doesn't feel like jazz unless I'm drinking something strong (I had a martini) and smoking a cigarette. Speaking of which, how is quitting coming along?
And I hear you on this weather. It's driving me nuts. I really really really want it to be spring - because every day that it's not is just one more day lost before it's disgustingly hot and humid.
And I hear you on this weather. It's driving me nuts. I really really really want it to be spring - because every day that it's not is just one more day lost before it's disgustingly hot and humid.
Happy Zombie Day!
Happy Birthday Mel Gibson!
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sneakypie:
i love skunks! i've been wanting one for a pet since forever. do you like them too? 
mathilde74:
Ok I'm quite happy ! I will speak in english and you in french and we correct themselves .
"si vous voudrez (??) ca m'amuse bien."
voulEZ
you can send me an email or we do that on our journal as you wish
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"si vous voudrez (??) ca m'amuse bien."
voulEZ
you can send me an email or we do that on our journal as you wish
I managed to blacken my middle finger.
Now what?
I know! Give everyone the finger, and then tell them I have the plague!
How to win friends and influence people.
+++++++++++++++++
Also, one of the guys at work looks like an ex boyfriend of mine.
This is really creepy.
Now what?
I know! Give everyone the finger, and then tell them I have the plague!
How to win friends and influence people.
+++++++++++++++++
Also, one of the guys at work looks like an ex boyfriend of mine.
This is really creepy.
boychucker:
I love blackened chicken, so what kinda spices did you use? 
punknitemike:
we're having a columbus get together next friday april 16th if you wanted to get in on it, i can get ya details. we're going bowling, then off to a bar or something, good times for sure!
No. 1 ::
I saw a squirrel jump up on all fours over another squirrel today.
I stopped on the street in front of someone's house to watch the whole thing take place. It was beyond amusing.
No. 2 ::
I also bore witness to a ritualistic bird leap frogging ritual before the Big Game this evening.
No. 3 ::
Big Games to me (and...
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legionnaire:
I'm not going to lie to you - Kate Beckinsale did look good in that movie (in a goth, matrix-wannabe sort of way) but it in no way redeemed the awful dialogue and pointless plot of Underworld. Ugh.
I'm with you on the squirrel jumping, that sounds highly amusing, next time you'll have to take pictures. As for point 3 though, you lost me this time.
I'm with you on the squirrel jumping, that sounds highly amusing, next time you'll have to take pictures. As for point 3 though, you lost me this time.
superflea:
Hell, I thought I spoke geek as well as anybody - but point 3 lost me, too
So, my boyfriend and I were just watching Underworld on DVD (which was so exciting ... er, boring ... that I had to take a nap) and when the Vampire who is head of the household comes in to talk to Kate Beckinsdale he's wearing this super shiny shirt.
What do I do?
I break into "Stayin' Undead" - by everyone's vampire disco band, the...
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legionnaire:
That movie was so awful, it was hilarious. Kate Beckinsale does look good, but that's really it's only redeeming quality.
And thank you for your compliment.
I just hope this creep doesn't show up again.
And thank you for your compliment.
I just hope this creep doesn't show up again.
beledi:
oh, the geekiness that you exude.
i bask in your geeky glory.
i bask in your geeky glory.
should we kidnap baudot and make him teach us geometry?