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I make my summer residence in West Palm Beach, Florida.

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Thursday May 03, 2007

May 3, 2007
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Okay, so the original line to this was "This new 'Scrubs' is depressing," however that word isn't the right one. Depressing, not the other ones. So here I am, stalling, because there's nothing else to do until the Ambien kicks in. At that point, should i still be writing, it will cease resembling this barely read blog as you know it & lead into me saying stupid & possibly ill-advised things. I may not know much, folks, but i'm a master at my Ambien patterns when they work. And they should. They BETTER.

But yes, this "Scrubs" is really really making me feel miserable. However out of the ones i've caught this season, it's maybe the best, i guess. Most sitcommy, for sure. But really, I don't need to be reminded in dramatic fashion of several of the more obnoxious issues in my life at the moment. Actually, i probably used "obnoxious" in the wrong way, however it strikes me as a more pleasant word than "festering." You know, the connotation & all that. But yes, things can stop reminding me of me at any time, thank you so much.

"Seinfeld" even did that earlier. The episode about snubbing leading to affection. I would like to dispel that notion, because it just makes the dumber people angry. And yeah, I said it. That's how i roll.

...and now this show has gotten past the point of decency. Were I not on Ambien, I would gladly drink.

It fucking sucks how it takes a fucking TV SHOW to make you admit to being what you hate. Especially when the next commercial features Who music, just to hammer home how miserable you should feel by making your various problems come full circle. How awesome is that? I swear, there should be laws against mindfucks after seven PM. It'd clear a lot of heads, make sleep come easily, & prevent people like me from doing philisophically critical analysis of themselves.

And you know what? It's not going to make things any better. It will just make them more complex for me to deal with. Just another brick in the wall, as it were. So, what's it coming down to? Tune in to find out.

I've decided, completely, that Meat Loaf fucking rules. I mean, he looks like a pedophile trying to sing "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" now, but he sounds better than I would've thought. Have yet to burn "Bat 3", but it couldn't suck any less than the second one. Even though "I Would Do Anything For Love" is now cracking my list of favorite songs. It just seems to fit more these days. Expect a drunk version at the Cabin here in the coming weeks. Assuming i get a chick for the female vocals.

My secret weapon, by the way, will be the Lemonheads. I don't expect anyone to understand this statement, but rest assured, Evan Dando will keep my ass in line.

Words said in lonliness are not meant to carry weight. They are meant to sting & die, like bees. Don't let in those words, don't befriend them. At the risk of plagiarism, I will elaborate later.

I'm going to insult the FUCK out of the city of Sacramento tomorrow, should my partner no-show for Spidey. I'm going to get back to basics. It'll rock more that "Rushmore," you dig? I will drop the Wes Anderson HAMMER of FEAR if i have to. Call me tomorrow afternoon, between 11 & 2, & be a part of the whole process

Some of you should call me tomorrow. You know why.

I was asked, when buying milk at 711, why i wasn't buying chocolate milk. The man asking was a black youth, maybe 17-19. He thought i was not buying the "inferior fuckin' black milk" because i was a racist. I politely told him that chocolate milk on Fruity Pepples tasted like shit. He laughed. I laughed. He walked off, smiling. I walked off, smiling. Today, I helped kill racism. I'm an accessory to peace. I saw the guy again on the way out, he waved, said he was just fucking with me & that i was cool for not being an asshole like a lot of people mightlve been.

Stories like that happen a LOT, by the way. I just hate posting them, People do like me, i guess.

And now because i have to type sidewsyd i think it'd time to go. I love you guys.

I will alsfo be on AIM if anyont cars....
toez:
Well I don't have AIM, but I care lol. Love the story about the chocolate milk btw. Sorry I've been so quiet on here. So busy lately, but that'll be over soon! Take care!
May 3, 2007
toez:
Thanks!
May 4, 2007

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