I find it amazing that all my friends now are fucking crazy, but the ones i used to have are fucking stupid. I mean, that's probably a good thing, what with whatever sense of personal evolution (i refuse to use the term personal growth) you have. But i'm a loyal guy, i try to keep friends for as long as i can. For instance, my best friend when i was a kid i got back in touch with thanks to the modern miracle/cancer known in Europe as MySpace. The guy has basically always been an idiot, by the way. I don't know why i was his friend in hindsight, because he was one of those who was/is a tremendous asshole who has no basis whatsoever to be one. I only know he hasn't changed because i've talked to him quite a bit in the last year. Where am i going with this?
He's a fucking moron.
Now, i can decode most of his product description, knowing him as well i do. I'll refrain from jokes about his band, because i can guarantee they not only suck, but suck because he's always been a mediocre drummer with a tremendous ego as far as songwriting. That's in addition to the notion someone would pay for free advertising on a band no one knows or cares about, that he ADMITS isn't even an active band yet. I'll also refrain from the fact he called himself an attractive male who brings positive attention, while AUCTIONING OFF HIS HEAD for ad space (i will say, having seen him in his last mohawk phase, he looked like the gayest emo Make A Wish kid ever to breathe air). I will say that anyone who spends $5000 on a three inch space on a person's scalp should get stabbed. The best part is he's convinced this is going to work. I'll be keeping track of this, because not only is it going to fail, it's going to fail in the most public & amusing way possible. It'll be funnier than the time i knocked him unconcious with a piece of cardboard tubing. However, if this actually WORKS for some reason, i'm totally becoming an eBay whore because people would be further revealed as fucking stupid.
Wonder if he took the price of the tattoo into consideration. Bet he didn't, & i bet he gets fucking GOUGED by someone because of it.
I really only wanted to post that, because while no one but me will care, i needed to write somewhere. Now i'm just debating mocking him further. Which i will.
Onto other things, Phil Spector's A Christmas Gift For You is the best Christmas album ever produced. Rocky V actually wasn't that bad once you get passed the shitty ending & Stallone's performance a bad Ray Romano impression. I plan on drinking tonight among good friends & complete strangers. Regina Spektor is adorable. And this previous story thing has made me really want to write some stuff, mainly to post here because i like you & need to get something new out there for my own sanity.
Later.
He's a fucking moron.
Now, i can decode most of his product description, knowing him as well i do. I'll refrain from jokes about his band, because i can guarantee they not only suck, but suck because he's always been a mediocre drummer with a tremendous ego as far as songwriting. That's in addition to the notion someone would pay for free advertising on a band no one knows or cares about, that he ADMITS isn't even an active band yet. I'll also refrain from the fact he called himself an attractive male who brings positive attention, while AUCTIONING OFF HIS HEAD for ad space (i will say, having seen him in his last mohawk phase, he looked like the gayest emo Make A Wish kid ever to breathe air). I will say that anyone who spends $5000 on a three inch space on a person's scalp should get stabbed. The best part is he's convinced this is going to work. I'll be keeping track of this, because not only is it going to fail, it's going to fail in the most public & amusing way possible. It'll be funnier than the time i knocked him unconcious with a piece of cardboard tubing. However, if this actually WORKS for some reason, i'm totally becoming an eBay whore because people would be further revealed as fucking stupid.
Wonder if he took the price of the tattoo into consideration. Bet he didn't, & i bet he gets fucking GOUGED by someone because of it.
I really only wanted to post that, because while no one but me will care, i needed to write somewhere. Now i'm just debating mocking him further. Which i will.
Onto other things, Phil Spector's A Christmas Gift For You is the best Christmas album ever produced. Rocky V actually wasn't that bad once you get passed the shitty ending & Stallone's performance a bad Ray Romano impression. I plan on drinking tonight among good friends & complete strangers. Regina Spektor is adorable. And this previous story thing has made me really want to write some stuff, mainly to post here because i like you & need to get something new out there for my own sanity.
Later.