alright sg land- i have a bit of a dilemma.
my gentleman friend has an odd admirer who spends way more time at his cubicle than she should. what's a nice way to tell her to BACK THE FUCK OFF without looking crazy?
the guy and i work together, and VERY few people know about it, and i'd like to keep it that way. however, i realize that jabbing her with the "sweetie, he's mine and it's NOT going to happen, so go away..." could kind of blow our cover.
i'm not jealous or worried that she's going to steal him away (she's a fuckin weirdo who KNOWS he's seeing someone, she just doesn't know it's me...), and he's way too nice to tell her to get away because he just thinks it's not a big deal BUT IT ANNOYS ME.
the plan is to talk to him about it (aside from making fun of her...) and see if that helps him grow some cajones and tell her he's not interested, but if that doesn't work out- imma need a plan b.
HALP.
my gentleman friend has an odd admirer who spends way more time at his cubicle than she should. what's a nice way to tell her to BACK THE FUCK OFF without looking crazy?
the guy and i work together, and VERY few people know about it, and i'd like to keep it that way. however, i realize that jabbing her with the "sweetie, he's mine and it's NOT going to happen, so go away..." could kind of blow our cover.
i'm not jealous or worried that she's going to steal him away (she's a fuckin weirdo who KNOWS he's seeing someone, she just doesn't know it's me...), and he's way too nice to tell her to get away because he just thinks it's not a big deal BUT IT ANNOYS ME.
the plan is to talk to him about it (aside from making fun of her...) and see if that helps him grow some cajones and tell her he's not interested, but if that doesn't work out- imma need a plan b.
HALP.
now she stays on her floor, where she belongs