so i had a crush on my neighbor until i saw him hanging out with what his roommate referred to as his "whore friend". and whore she was. she was nice, but still, a whore...
...cops came and busted up their party. thank god i'm 21 and can literally run the 10 feet home and lock the door
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happy halloween???
...cops came and busted up their party. thank god i'm 21 and can literally run the 10 feet home and lock the door

happy halloween???
norritt:
maybe he thought it was "ho"lloween
feel free to kick me my puns are horrible


tatz:
eh, it was funny. i won't kick you
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