Disneyland was so much fun. Except for the half hour or so that I felt shitty. Other than that it was a great day. We went to DCA, then over to Goofy's Kitchen, where goofy attacked me when I wasn't paying any attention and scared the bejesus out of me. After dinner we went to Disneyland, where we headed over to my ride, the haunted mansion. I love the changes they made. It was kick ass. We got off the ride just in time for the snow. It was awesome. Yay for happy family memories!
Another thing that happened yesterday, my brother-in-law's girlfriend told me she had a VERY VIVID sex dream about me!
I'm not really sure what to think about that. She's always talking about sex, so it's probably fairly common for her to have sex dreams, but why me?? Derek promptly asked "she's pretty fucking good, isn't she?" to which she replied, "oh my god, yes!" I'm flattered, in a very weird and slightly uncomfortable way.
Oh, also, I just went to that Plus Sized Womens competition that I entered a while back, they are currently in the finals for the entire year, and the chick who beat me has been disqualified for cheating! HAHAHAHAHA! I knew it! Dirty hoes always get what they deserve!
Another thing that happened yesterday, my brother-in-law's girlfriend told me she had a VERY VIVID sex dream about me!
I'm not really sure what to think about that. She's always talking about sex, so it's probably fairly common for her to have sex dreams, but why me?? Derek promptly asked "she's pretty fucking good, isn't she?" to which she replied, "oh my god, yes!" I'm flattered, in a very weird and slightly uncomfortable way.
Oh, also, I just went to that Plus Sized Womens competition that I entered a while back, they are currently in the finals for the entire year, and the chick who beat me has been disqualified for cheating! HAHAHAHAHA! I knew it! Dirty hoes always get what they deserve!
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problmatic59576:
you are too good to me, i just want to eat you up! 
herpes:
goofy attacked you! oh my! I used to think ole goof was such a good guy.