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Friday Oct 03, 2003

Oct 3, 2003
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in regards to my disgusting new hobby of rating the people stupid enough to put their pictures on facethejury.com, i have come to realize a few things.
1. anyone who uses slang in their profile (ie: BOI,w3rd) gets an automatic rating of 1.
2. anyone who says they listen to certain bands (ie: good charlotte, white stripes) gets a 1.
3. if i feel you think you are hot, awesome, etc., you get a 1.
4. if you are throwing a metal sign, you get a 1.
5. if you are 18 and say you are bisexual you get a 1.
6. if you are wearing a sideways trucker hat you obviously get a 1.

there are many more considerations that go into my oh-so-important decision making on this site.
you may be thinking "why? why are you addicted to this fucking retarded site, ava?"
my answer is, that i have lost my mind.

here are a few of the gems i found today:

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=cutie123b -look at the filled in part below.

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=gotmeyet -what the hell kind of pose is THAT?

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=x_nostalgiax -again, the filled in part.

*these people have a tendency to change their info and pics every hour, so they might be normal by the time you look at them*

ps: i realized today that i have been feeling REALLY antisocial. i've been reading everyone's journals because i'm always interested in what y'all are doing, but i just haven't been commenting. i'll snap out of it soon though.
smile
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more face the jury fun for you:
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=michellegay1
nuff said.

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=shothappens
*i gave this girl a ten because i think she rules. she reads, writes poems, and shot puts.*

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=RubySkyz
dear above member~you are NOT 19. kthanks

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=byteme269me
rad. just rad.
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coco:
Those are hilarious!

It's true, I was a shot putter. But I was too small to really be good at it. Everyone else on the team looked like her.
Oct 6, 2003
lucky1336929:
BG, do you know all the advancements that have been made in the world since the last time you updated your journal? it's all quite breathtaking. sometimes i feel like marty mcfly in back to the future II.

mmmmmm... hover boards
Oct 6, 2003

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