i just realized i have spent the entire day on the current events boards. no wonder i have a headache. some people should not be allowed to reproduce.
OH-i forgot! i hired a personal assistant/house girl/slave.
she will be starting monday at 3pm by waking me. BRING ME MY COFFEE BIYATCH!!!
AND isetfires and i are getting married. for our honeymoon we are gonna play mickey and mallory and go on a cross country murder spree. my bridal registry is here. any old thing will do.
OH-i forgot! i hired a personal assistant/house girl/slave.
she will be starting monday at 3pm by waking me. BRING ME MY COFFEE BIYATCH!!!
AND isetfires and i are getting married. for our honeymoon we are gonna play mickey and mallory and go on a cross country murder spree. my bridal registry is here. any old thing will do.
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man, if i knew you were hiring, i would have sent you my resume. dammit.
yes, you can be my stripper. just dont lick my armpits...i saw that pic.