tarbaby

my first car was a ford escort
my next car was a ford bronco
then a ford ranger
now a ford falcon

why do i have lust in my heart for this?

am i being a traitor? and yes,i already know these:
F O R D
fix or repair daily
found on road dead
fast only rolling downhill
first on recall day
fault of r&d
flipped over roadside disaster
forward only; reverse defective
fork over repair dough
and the ever clever backwards "driver returns on foot"

i do need something new-i've let my car go to shit and am actually getting embarrassed to drive it. it's like some 16 year old punk rock boy's dream.