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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

well, we are down to eight, now. here are your winners!

Hannibal Lector outfoxes Joker
Ozymandias defeats Dexter Morgan
Mr. Joshua survives Mickey Knox
Boris the Blade crushes Otis Driftwood
Alex defeats Captain Vidal
Mola Ram overcomes Stansfield
Bill the Butcher destroys Max Cady
Bill defeats Anton Chigurh

in addition to our 4 quarterfinal...
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pip:
Ozymandias The logic behind Ozy winning is very true.
Boris
Alex Cinderella it's midnight.
Bill the Butcher


Mickey and Mallory. You know she'd fuck one of them too before they died.
Gollum and Iggy. They are indestructible, except to lava.
The Holocene Warriors
The Devil's Rejects
dose:
Ozy - Sorry, time for lector to go
Boris - What can i say, we're hard to kill. Bastard chopped his own arm off in 24 for fucks sake and kept going!
Alex - again, time for another favorite to get the fuck out already
Bill the Butcher - was that a serious question?

Mickey and Mallory - no contest
Iggy and Gollum - they may look somewhat the same, but hi. Iggy is kinda fucking ripped and lets not get started on his past
Holocene Warriors - Sorry Geckos
Otis and Spaulding - Tootie fucking Fruiti!
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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

the last 8 to proceed to the next round are...

Alex cuts down Colonel Kurtz
Captain Vidal survives Derek Vinyard
Stansfield defeats Tyler Durden
Mola Ram over Seth Gecko
Bill the Butcher over Patrick Bateman
Max Cady defeats Travis Bickle
Anton Chigurh crushes John Doe
Bill shuts down Francis Begbie

not going to be...
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firebrand:
Dude when we hanging out?
treblah:
Joker - sorry Lector (and Pip)
shit. as much as i love Dexter - Ozy will wipe the floor with him. too many donuts Dex!
i'm going with Mickey, cus even tho Mr Joshua is badass, Mickey is a sick fuck.
Boris - sorry Otis, gotta back up my russian buddy on this one.
Alex - in the fucking yarbles mate.
shit i'm gonna have to go with the guy that rips out hearts - Mola Ram
Bill - cus i just like him better tongue
Anton Chigurh - i think Bill's a pussy.
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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

what a crazy bunch of matches. some were massacares, some were back and forth and one came right down to the buzzer. the following eight move on to the Sweet 16!

Hannibal Lector spays Catwoman
Joker tricks Captain Spaulding
Dexter Morgan outfoxes Angel Eyes
Ozymandias defeats GoGo Yubari
Mr. Joshua overcomes Frank Booth
Mickey...
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firebrand:
Alex - Kurtz had malaria by the time they met him right?
Captain Vidal - that was a tough one, but Vidal was an un-repentant bastard.
Tyler Durden - Stansfield was kinda a wimp, and in a fist fight, my moneys on Durden
Seth Gecko - dude a strip club full of vampires couldn't kill Seth, Mola got taken down by a university professor.
Bill the Butcher - I like Bateman but his whole leading you into a sense of security thing wont work on Bill
Max Cady - in a fist fight
Anton Chigurh - Hes a little more direct
Bill - His Kung Fu is stronger.
dose:
Alex
Vidal
Stansfield - my previous arguement for Durden still stands
Seth Gecko
Bill the Butcher
Max Cady
Anton
Bill
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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

round 1 is over! the last 8 to proceed...
Bill the Butcher destroys Carter Burke
Patrick Bateman slips past Jack Torrance
Max Cady crushes Mallory Knox
Travis Bickle over Daniel Plainview
Anton Chigurh squeaks by Keyser Soze
John Doe upsets Wah Sing Ku
Francis Begbie eliminates Jame Gumb
Bill blanks Hedy Carlson

apparently it...
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kavana:
1. Hannibal. No way catwoman can make it out of this one. I keep trying to imagine it and I keep failing.
2. Joker. The image of Captain Spaulding's grin being wiped right off his face is easy to conjure
3. Angel Eyes. Just seems too right
4. Ozymandias. He's illustrated, so he can do what he wants
5. Joshua. This is one more instance in which the cool pro will out
6 Middle Eye. The cat won't give up till it's finished, even if he can't make it through the next round
7 Cujo.
8 Otis
quietlythere:
1) Hannibal Lector. There is no contest here.

2) Joker. The best villian to come to screen in a long time!

3) Angel Eyes. It's fucking Lee Van Cleef. Nuff said.

4) GoGo Yubari. Yes!

5) Mr. Joshua. He may have to visit Endo to get his wounds looked at afterwards, but he will prevail.

6) Mickey Knox. Badass don't die.

7) Boris the Blade. Come on.

8) Otis B. Driftwood. His track record in this tourny over the years has been proven.






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continuing coverage in the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

block 3 winners...
Mr. Joshua chomps Hans Gruber
Frank Booth defeats Detective Scagnetti
Middle Eye edges Annie Wilkes
Mickey Knox destroys Vincent
Boris the Blade sinks Tony Soprano
Cujo upsets Colt
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell over Clarrence Boddicker
Otis B. Driftwood crushes Johnny Lawrence

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antisco:
1. Bill
2. Jack
3. Max
4. Travis - First American movie I ever saw.
5. Anton - movie sucked, but he was pretty tits.
6. John - he was so cuddly!
7. Jame
8. Bill - even though the movies both sucked a dead dog's ass. puke
antisco:
P.S. - I am well above flaming anyways. Besides, who fucking flames Jesus??
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block 2 is in the books for the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

i gotta say, these were some REAL close matches here. 4 of the 8 matches were decided by one vote!
your winners...

Alex destroys JP
Col. Kurtz edges Marsellus Wallace
Cptn. Vidal over Col. William Tavington
Derek Vinyard defeats D-Fens
Stansfield over Hertz
Tyler Durden defeats Count Rugen
Seth Gecko...
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girlysound:
Cigars are hot. Cigars in baths are sexy. But this is the sexiest to top all sexy:

dose:
Mr. Joshua
Frank Booth
Middle Eye
Mickey
Boris the Blade
Cujo
Wydell
Otis
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first set of matches is in the books. your winners...

Hannibal Lector crushes Marcus
Catwoman slips past Benjamin Linus
Captain Spaulding defeats LaRoche
Joker outfoxes Cerdic
Angel Eyes hunts down Fallon
Dexter Morgan over Norman Bates
GoGo Yubari outlasts Esteban Reyes
Ozymandias over Terrell Owens (this was our first tiebreaker)

next 8 matches coming up

rules are the same.

1. you pick the winners
2....
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hawkorhandsaw:
Same on the any friend comment. thanks for the welcome
soiraile:
I need to call you.

1. Alex
2. Kurtz
3. Vidal
4. Derek
5. Stansfield
6. Durden. .
7. Baby
8. Mr. Blonde
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beginning coverage of the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!

for those of you who dont know what the fuck im talking about, here goes. ive been doing this in my journal every year (this being the 5th time) to coincide with the NCAA basketball tournament. basically, i set the matches up and you vote for who you think would win. easy, right?

rules...
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adelayde:
I know what you mean, man. I am always one of the two extremes; never anywhere in the middle. I'm either always a crying and babbling fool, or I am a fucking robot/zombie. While I adore robots and zombies, I am a person... emotions are a must.

Just not when I'm spending half my afternoon sobbing because I can't figure something out.

What baffles me is that I am EXCELLENT with numbers. I can remember dates, phone numbers, even fucking social security numbers.
quietlythere:
I see smile

Here we go:


1) Hannibal Lector. there is no contest here.

2) Catwoman. As long as we rule out the Halle Berry incarnation.

3) Captain Spaulding. yep.

4) Joker. one of the best villains of all time period.

5) Angel Eyes. one bad mother-fucker.

6) Norman Bates. in reality it's a push, but sheer creepiness wins here.

7) GoGo Yubari. yes please, and then some more.

8) Terrell Owens. the guy can still play.





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okay...the 2009 Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitaional Tournament will kick off sunday!

as usual, there will be a few surprises as the tournament goes on, so keep your eyes up. i tend to leave each group of matches up for at most 4 days to keep things moving along but the more participation and votes i get, the better the results. so if you dig...
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tiger_fodder:
I'd be game if I knew what are the rules. wink
pip:
rnd 2 of my madness starts sunday, did you vote in round one??
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fuckin funny shit. this dudes alec guinness impression is fucking good.

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deceptiviewfilm:
hmm...star wars pans...i dont know...
airyk:
Thank you, sir smile Yes, apparently the day 9 months before March 5th is popular for unprotected sex