this is hot
i had a dream last night that i murdered dave matthews with a baseball bat. needless to say, i was disappointed when i woke up. fucker will probably put out a double live album now.
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dominanefret:
Man, you aren't even from Virginia and you hate him like a true Virginian.
Pride.
Pride.
dominanefret:
Keep in mind when I left that comment I had been up since 8:30am Saturday.
dominanefret:
Graham showed me that one. I enjoyed in muchly.
deceptiviewfilm:
i sent you a message.
i would still totally let either of the ladies in this video kick my ass.
also
also
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tiger_fodder:
Let? They'd kick your ass anyway. Good call though! 
lolablu:
I like guys who don't mind ladies who can kick their asses.
wow. im old.
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malice:
I loved that song when I was a kid! Of course, I first heard it on Tiny Toons 
firebrand:
i think that was they might be giants covering the song.
also go here
http://www.hulu.com/watch/56637/saturday-night-live-bad-guys-good-conversation
tried sending you that a while ago, but its worth it for 2 lines. both jamie gumbs, btw you make a facebook page yet?
also go here
http://www.hulu.com/watch/56637/saturday-night-live-bad-guys-good-conversation
tried sending you that a while ago, but its worth it for 2 lines. both jamie gumbs, btw you make a facebook page yet?
i know its not a particularly kind notion to advocate murder, but would somebody please kill glen beck? seriously. i would love to hear on the news that someone walked up behind this mongoloid with a .357, put it up against his occiput and painted the wall with his cerebrally deficient neanderthal brain. itll be glorious. we can all fingerpaint with it. it will be...
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getfighted:
back.
back.
dose:
haha, nah, but i'm sure he has the potential to if he was ever angry. He was really nice and down to earth, but no bullshit either. Wouldn't let me cheat with those "last 5 reps", which is key!
the trees are displeased with me.
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kay:
Did they leave you all alone?
rayraythemanape:
Agreed! People need to fuck off!
Glad to have like minds out there.
Glad to have like minds out there.
if i ever have a son on purpose, i want his middle name to be Danger. thatd be wicked cool.
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notoriouscat:
Crispin Glover's middle name is Hellion. best middle name ever.
applejugs:
a child on purpose? does that still happen?
so the girl that usually relieves me in the morning is chronically late. and thats on a good day. last week was especially a milestone for her. monday morning, she didnt show up because she overslept. then two other days she called out....20 minutes before her shift started.
i joked to a coworker that maybe i should start coming in 20 minutes later every day....
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i joked to a coworker that maybe i should start coming in 20 minutes later every day....
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dose:
I believe i may have in the "who has two thumbs and hates everyone" pic. Still awesome. Although i could eat mine once i was done playing with it 
halfjack:
You got a 19 yr old prostitute pregnant?
Seriously, that first sentence is gold.
Seriously, that first sentence is gold.
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zoomusikgrl:
are you touching me??? stop touching me!!!
jena:
Luna is a fine feline and you can see it in her eyes. She means well.
Do you mean the blonde markings? If so you probably love tortoiseshell cats.
Do you mean the blonde markings? If so you probably love tortoiseshell cats.
dude, join the library. it's a little effort to get the books you want sent to you, but it's saving me a fortune. i'm that asshole now that goes to bookstores, saves titles in my phone, and reserves them at the library later. it's the one municipal/government run thing that i 100% stand behind.