big pieces of wood hurt when they hit you in the face. (insert joke here)
so i was helping some asshole put a bunch of 2x4x8s in his truck today. he had the tailgate up so i had to hoist them up over my head to get them in. well i made the mistake of carrying 8 at one time and they werent balanced properly and they fell. one cachunked me in the bridge of the nose. didnt break it, but it gashed the shit out of it. another one bounced off my temple and another hit me on the cheek then scratched my neck.
the guy in question just told me to "walk it off." if i see that prick again, im going to hit HIM with a 2x4. fuckin dickhead.
the cool part is that i dont need stiches, i got to go home early (and get paid. matter of fact, im getting paid as i write this) and i finally got to use a line ive always wanted to use.
(as im sitting on the curb right afterward)
Dude i work with: holy shit, are you okay?
Me: yeah its okay, its just my head
Dude: youre bleeding
Me: i aint got time to bleed....
ive always wanted to say that. now, who can tell me what thats from? cmon, this isnt difficult
ive also earned the nickname "Hacksaw" at this place, after "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. if youre a wrestling fan, you get the joke. if you arent, hes a wrestler from back in the day who carried a 2x4 to the ring.
my nickname at the gas station was cooler. "Grapefruits." and the story behind it is much cooler.
so i was helping some asshole put a bunch of 2x4x8s in his truck today. he had the tailgate up so i had to hoist them up over my head to get them in. well i made the mistake of carrying 8 at one time and they werent balanced properly and they fell. one cachunked me in the bridge of the nose. didnt break it, but it gashed the shit out of it. another one bounced off my temple and another hit me on the cheek then scratched my neck.
the guy in question just told me to "walk it off." if i see that prick again, im going to hit HIM with a 2x4. fuckin dickhead.
the cool part is that i dont need stiches, i got to go home early (and get paid. matter of fact, im getting paid as i write this) and i finally got to use a line ive always wanted to use.
(as im sitting on the curb right afterward)
Dude i work with: holy shit, are you okay?
Me: yeah its okay, its just my head
Dude: youre bleeding
Me: i aint got time to bleed....
ive always wanted to say that. now, who can tell me what thats from? cmon, this isnt difficult
ive also earned the nickname "Hacksaw" at this place, after "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. if youre a wrestling fan, you get the joke. if you arent, hes a wrestler from back in the day who carried a 2x4 to the ring.
my nickname at the gas station was cooler. "Grapefruits." and the story behind it is much cooler.
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and grapefruits... i can only guess...