tadzi

we are down to the elite 8 in the Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament. its getting harder and harder to look at these matchups and easily pick a winner. im sure this round will be no different

your winners from the most recent set of matches...
Jason Vorhees blanked Mickey Knox...thats the first shutout so far
General Zod sqaushed Wah King Su
Darth Vader stakes Dracula
Emperor Palpatine fries Saruman

as weve been doing...opinions on the matchups will be called by...
HAL 9000,
Top Dollar, and
Lex Luthor.

RULES ARE SAME AS THEYVE BEEN FROM THE START....NO WEAPONS...JUST BRUTE STRENGTH, CUNNING, AND INATE MAGICAL/SPECIAL POWERS

1. Emperor Palpatine vs. General Zod

Emperor Palpatine

defeated: Saruman, Magneto, Alex

General Zod

defeated: Wah King Su, Jareth the Goblin King, Freddy Krueger

analysis
Top Dollar: this may be the toughest call in the tourney so far. they are almost equal in strength, but i think Zod has the edge...i dont think that shock shit is going to work on him.
Lex Luthor: i disagree...Palpatine is an excellent strategist and he will outsmart Zod in the end.
HAL 9000: i must agree with Lex on his prediction.
Top Dollar: yeah? well i fucked your programmer in the ass, and that was the inspiration for you.

2. Darth Vader vs. Predator

Darth Vader

defeated: Dracula, Captain Hook, Dallas Cowboys

Predator

defeated: Alien, Skeletor, Hannibal Lector

analysis
Top Dollar: without his plasma cannon, i dont see how the Predator stands a chance of winning this match.
Lex Luthor: i beg to differ...Vader is tough, but not that tough...his mind tricks wont work on the Predator
HAL 9000: it is my firm belief that although these two combatants are very evenly matched, Vader will prove victorious in the end.

3. Jason Vorhees vs. Tony Montana

Jason Vorhees

defeated: Mickey Knox, Darth Maul, John Doe

Tony Montana

defeated: Evil Ash, Dark Helmet, Messenger

analysis
HAL 9000: Jason will easily dispatch Tony. this will not be close by any stretch of the imagination.
Lex Luthor: i have to agree. Tony has heart, but Jason is going to rip it out of his chest.
Top Dollar: fuck you guys. i wont bet against my boy, Montana. he may not be invulnerable or have any special powers but hes the toughest sonofabitch in this thing. hes going to take Jasons mask and stick it up his ass.

4. Samara vs. Marsellus Wallace

Samara

defeated: Witch King of Angmar, Wicked Witch of the West, Dr. Evil

Marsellus Wallace

defeated: Gollum, Ric Flair, Moff Tarkin

analysis
HAL 9000: Samara is obviously stronger. she will have little difficultly dealing with Wallace
Top Dollar: no shit. you figure that one out yourself?
Lex Luthor: i have to agree. i think shes going to drown him like a rat. wait....did we just all agree on something?
Top Dollar: yeah but lets unplug him anyway, its pretty funny.
Lex Luthor: yeah it is! *unplus HAL*
HAL 9000: noooooooooo

vote, bitches