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first half of first round is complete.....

winners....
Predator hunts down Alien
Marsellus Wallace punks Gollum
Samara tapes over the Witch King of Angmar (tiebreaker)
Tony Montana blows away Evil Ash

the rest of the Sweet 16 round....of the Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament....with match analysis brought you by

HAL 9000,
Top Dollar, and
Lex Luthor.

RULES ARE SAME AS THEYVE BEEN FOR THE PAST MONTH...NO WEAPONS, ONLY BRUTE FORCE, CUNNING, AND INATE MAGICAL/SPECIAL POWERS

1. Mickey Knox (Natural Born Killers) vs. Jason Vorhees

Mickey Knox

defeated: Castor Troy, Michael Bay

Jason Vorhees

defeated: Darth Maul, John Doe

analysis
HAL 9000: Knox has no chance of defeating Jason. it seems quite clear to me that Jason is far superior
Top Dollar: my heart says Knox, hes a tough sonofabitch. i dig him. but i dont see how he can stand up to Jason. but he will give him a run for his money at least
Lex Luthor: please....a mindless killing machine? Mickey is no fool, he will find a way to win. mark my words!

2. Wah King Su (Lethal Weapon 4) vs. General Zod (Superman II)

Wah King Su

defeated: Max Cady, Travis Bickle

General Zod

defeated: Jareth the Goblin King, Freddy Krueger

analysis
HAL 9000: Sus technical mastery is impressive, but his skills will not be enough to counter Zods obvious advantage in strength
Lex Luthor: hey, i know this guy, Zod. hes not to be trifled with
Top Dollar: su is tougher than nails. plus i cant take zod seriously in that getup.
Luthor: youre one to talk...you look like you stole that outfit from peter steeles closet
Top Dollar: blow it out your ass, chrome dome
Luthor: touche

3. Darth Vader vs. Dracula

Darth Vader

defeated: Captain Hook, Dallas Cowboys

Dracula

defeated: David, Little Bill Daggett

analysis
Top Dollar: no contest. Vader is going to squash Draculas fop ass like a grape
Lex Luthor: i disagree...Dracula stayed alive for a long time because hes brilliant...not as brilliant as me, of course. im the greatest criminal mastermind of the 20th century!
Top Dollar: shut the fuck up
HAL 9000: i concur

4. Emperor Palpatine vs. Saruman

Emperor Palpatine

defeated: Magneto, Alex

Saruman

defeated: Gabrial, Mr. Blonde

analysis
Top Dollar: great. two old men fighting each other. you know whos going to win? whoever doesnt crap himself
Lex Luthor: Palpatine is a much better strategist than Saruman...look how he managed to gain his power
Top Dollar: yeah, but his neck looks like a scrotum
Luthor: so you choose Saruman then?
Top Dollar: i dont care who wins. both of those fucks need to cut their goddamn fingernails
HAL 9000: gentleman, can we stick to the task at hand?
Top Dollar: i got this one, lex *unplugs HAL*
HAL 9000: shit. not again.