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and here we got with round 2 of the....

Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament!!

there were some blowouts, some close matches, and some really stupid questionable victories. but that doesnt matter now because its a new round and everyone starts fresh. as mentioned in the previous journal, im not following the traditional tournament tradition...im throwing everyone whos still alive back in the pool with random matchups again.

same rules as always...

NO WEAPONS, JUST BRUTE FORCE, CUNNING, AND INATE MAGICAL/SPECIAL POWERS

1. Gollum (Lord of the Rings series) vs. Saddam Hussein (South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut)

Gollum

hailing from - the Misty Mountains
strengths - survival instincts of a cockroach, wiley, driven, stronger than he looks
weaknesses - little, punks out when smeagol is in control
defeated: Randall Flag

Saddam Hussein

hailing from - Tikrit, Iraq
strengths - underhanded, sneaky
weaknesses - pussy, wont have satan to help
defeated: George W. Bush

2. Tony Montana (Scarface) vs. Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

Tony Montana

hailing from - Cuba
strengths - fears nothing, too coked up too feel pain
weaknesses - irrational, might be too crazy
defeated: Messenger

Dark Helmet

hailing from - Planet Spaceball
strengths - sneaky little bastard
weaknesses - coward
defeated: Bill the Butcher

3. Alien (Alien series) vs. Kurgan (Highlander)

Alien

hailing from - parts unknown
strengths - killing machine
weaknesses - lacks high reasoning skills
defeated: Terminator

Kurgan

hailing from - i dunno...looks norse to me
strengths - crazy evil immortal fuck
weaknesses - more crazy than smart
defeated: Jame Gumb

(the fact that these are random makes this match rather interesting...given the coincidence)
4. David (Lost Boys) vs. Dracula

David

hailing from - Santa Carla, CA
strengths - flight, lotsa power, thirst for violence
weaknesses - sunlight, the whole 9 yards
defeated: Biff Tannen

Dracula

hailing from - Transylvania, Rumania
strengths - can turn into fog, a wolf, etc
weaknesses - after all is said and done, can be dispatched rather easily
defeated: Little Bill Daggett

5. Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars series) vs. Magneto (X-Men series)

Emperor Palpatine

hailing from - Naboo
strengths - that lightning trick is neat, manipulative
weaknesses - overconfident, cant see his own shortcomings
defeated: Alex

Magneto

hailing from - Germany
strengths - that whole metal thing...cunning and strategic
weaknesses - no spring chicken
defeated: Joker

6. Predator vs. Skeletor

Predator

hailing from - parts unknown
strengths - fearsome hunter and warrior
weaknesses - no laser cannon here
defeated: Hannibal Lector

Skeletor

hailing from - Snake Mountain
strengths - pretty muscular
weaknesses - i still think hes a closet case
defeated: Bill

7. Darth Maul (Star Wars: Episode I) vs. Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th series)

Darth Maul

hailing from - parts unknown
strengths - his anger gives him power
weaknesses - no lightsaber, needs to go to the dentist
defeated: Norman Bates

Jason Vorhees

hailing from - Camp Crystal Lake
strengths - killing machine
weaknesses - mindless
defeated: John Doe

8. Mickey Knox (Natural Born Killers) vs. Castor Troy (Face Off)

Mickey Knox

hailing from - route 666
strengths - psychotic killer...this is just fun for him
weaknesses - too consumed with blood lust formulate a strategy
defeated: Michael Bay

Castor Troy

hailing from - parts unknown
strengths - fearless, merciless
weaknesses - out of his fucking gourd
defeated: Pennywise

well, thats the first half of round 2...vote! and make sure you vote ON ALL THE MATCHES!!