tadzi

first round is almost done!!!

this third batch of first rounders was, for the most part, not very close. 6 were blowouts, one was relatively close, but the last was a tie, broken by yours truly. just for the record, i am only voting in the case of a tie.

winners
1. Dracula obliterates Little Bill Daggett.
2. The Wicked Witch of the West squeaks by Frank Booth (aforementioned tiebreaker).
3. Captain Hook sinks Alonzo.
4. The Witch King of Angmar crushes Lord Voldemort.
5. Saddam Hussein gets more popular votes than George W. Bush...but Bush got more electoral votes so he wins. just kidding.
6. Marsellus Wallace stomps Tarkins pasty white ass.
7. Agent Smith deletes Annie Wilkes
8. Samara frickin kills Dr. Evil.

and here we are, the last first round bracket of The Ronald Reagan Memorial Villain Invitational Tournament.

You know the rules by now....NO WEAPONS, JUST BRUTE FORCE, CUNNING, AND INATE MAGICAL./SPECIAL ABILITIES.

1. Ric Flair (16 time world heavyweight champion) vs. Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects)

Ric Flair

strengths - almost inhuman endurance, sneaky, the dirtiest player in the game
weaknesses - aint no spring chicken, has tits

Keyser Soze

strengths - wiley, ruthless
weaknesses - all the mystique surrounding him may just be legend...we dont know

2. Darth Vader vs. the Dallas Cowboys

Darth Vader

strengths - the man, the myth, the legend, youve been waiting to see him here...here he is
weaknesses - kick ass outfit, samurai helmet, and tough black guys voice cant hide that hes a whiney little white boy who wants his mommy

Dallas Cowboys

strengths - they cheat like hell, strength in numbers
weaknesses - no refs to bail them out

3. Hannibal Lector vs. Predator

Hannibal Lector

strengths - evil personified, stronger than he looks, can find anyones weakness
weaknesses - old...thats about it

Predator

strengths - hunter extrordinaire
weaknesses - wont have his nifty guns

4. Jame Gumb (Silence of the Lambs) vs. Kurgan (Highlander)

Jame Gumb

strengths - really really sick fuck
weaknesses - really really ugly in drag

Kurgan

strengths - hes a fucking immortal barbarian
weaknesses - not too bright, and insane to the point of irrationality

5, Wah King Su (Lethal Weapon 4) vs. Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)

Wah King Su

strengths - possibly unmatched in street fighting
weaknesses - overconfident

Travis Bickle

strengths - driven, whacked out of his gourd, tougher than a waffle house steak
weaknesses - erratic, shizophrenic

6. Pennywise the Clown vs. Castor Troy (Face Off)

Pennywise

strengths - fear personified
weaknesses - powerless without fear

Castory Troy

strengths - megalomaniac who fears nothing
weaknesses - megalomaniac who fears nothing

7. Joker vs. Magneto

Joker

strengths - sick as fuck, unpredictable
weaknesses - no toys, erratic

Magneto

strengths - that metal trick, quite intelligent
weaknesses - his own sense of honor might bite him in the ass against these crazy fucks

8. Skeletor vs. Bill (Kill Bill)

Skeletor

strengths - nice muscle tone...obviously hits the gym
weaknesses - wears bondage gear and lives in a place called "snake mountain,".....you do the math

Bill

strengths - tough as nails, murdering bastard
weaknesses - like magneto...his sense of honor could be his undoing.


Now vote...after this, we shall be down to a field of 32!