tadzi

i like these new journal titles. can you guess which one i will most likely be using most of the time?

so anyway, was hanging out with FireBrand last night. we were talking about how Obama lifted the stem cell research ban. good news, of course. what amused me is the first thing weve heard about it terms of application is not curing diseases or helping superman walk (even though hes dead) no. better breast implants. of course.

dont get me wrong. i love breasts. LOVE them. i like asses better but thats another point entirely. the point is that this kinda sums us up as a country. we will conquer male pattern baldness, erectile dysfunction and apparently little tits (which i happen to love) before we cure cancer. bank on that.

on the plus side, since the stem cells would ostensibly become breast tissue it would at least improve the look and feel of enhanced breasts, so at least theres that.

as long as we are using stem cells for frivolous means, is there any way we can use them to make me look like Clive Owen? hes dreamy.