okay, answering questions.....
Allied asked
Will my favorite team, the NY Giants, make the playoffs?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)yes, as the second wild card. philly will take the division, i think. theyre on a bit of a roll, and i see them winning their last two games. dallas will get a wild card. that last wild card spot is open, but i think the giants have the upper hand. i dont think they will beat the saints, but they will probably beat the redskins, giving them an 8-8 record. im seeing atlanta finishing 8-8, giving the giants the edge having beating the falcons. green bay, carolina, st. louis, and san francisco are all technically still in, and could potentially finish 8-8, but i dont think any of them will.
Gilby asked What is your favorite video game? (Other than WoW)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)hmmmm. of all time? probably final fantasy VI (though i played it as final fantasy III on the SNES) i played that game over and over again. good storyline, good repeatable playing. all around awesome game and way ahead of its time.
& What was the last great book you read?
Sid asked when are you coming to visit me?
Infinity asked you ever see hostel and if so what did you think about it?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)nah, never saw it. i dont get a lot of opportunities to see movies, these days. since i only have friday or saturday to do things, i usually end up spending it out of town visiting people, wherein we end up going out rather then going to the movies. though since its a bit colder out now, maybe i can finally get around to it.
and what is your favorite beverage of choice - alcoholic and non-alcoholic?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)everyone in my top 5 could probably answer this question. non-alcoholic would be coke. alcoholic would be white russians. or a caucasian if you prefer
Smuffy asked why are you such a stranger these days?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)havent really had much to talk about. my life has been kinda formulaic for about a year now. normally this would be disconcerting, but im strangely okay with it. im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
POOPY asked how are you??
SPOILERS! (Click to view)despite having cut down on my pot smoking and not getting laid in a while, strangely good. or at least content which is all i really ask for.
geekgurl asked Is there any interesting story behind your Guinness hat?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)nah. sorry for the boring answer, but basically i saw it, liked how it looked on me, and it became a part of me. seriously, if i was a cartoon character, itd be ubiquitous. like charlie brown and that fuckin jagged stripe shirt
Zenobia asked What is your funniest memory? Like if you really need a laugh and feel good what is the first thing you think of or person you call to reminisce.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)oh man...i love this story.
one night a few years back, i was hanging out with my cousin, michael. he was drunk and i was stoned. right about the same time, he decides he feels like watching porn and i decide i want to listen to classical music. normally, i am not a fan of porn. watching other people have sex makes about as much sense to me as watching someone else eat. but thats beside the point. this, this was something else.
the scene in the movie was nothing special. female superior position. but the music made it amazing. it was The Sabre Dance by Khachaturian. for those of you looking at that blankly, youd know it if you heard it. it was fucking priceless. both of us were laughing so hard we were practically hyperventillating and had tears running down our faces.
then, since i was stoned, i thought, "hmmmm this is a good idea!" so i actually came up with an entire score to go with porn. remove the porn audio entirely, because it sucks. just have the music. i call it, Porntasia.
the score....(youd recognzie all of these, trust me)
Also Sprach Zarathustra (Strauss) - foreplay/removal of clothing
The Sabre Dance (Khachaturian) - female superior sex
The Anvil Chorus (Verdi) - anal
Pomp & Circumstance March No. 1 (Elgar) - threesome
Fanfare For the Common Man (Copland) - blowjob
Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) - lesbians
Moonlight Sonata (Beethoven) - something involving bondage
1812 Overture finale (Tchaikovsky) - money shot montage
yeah, im a sick fuck. but you already knew that
Abyssia (who knows how to respond to a request for questions) asked what do you want to be when you grow up?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)well, growing up, i wanted to be a professional wrestler. my bad back kinda fucked that up. i mean, im a little shit, and couldnt have made it in the US but i still could have gone to mexico or japan and succeeded.
as for things more current, im planning on going to school for massage therapy next year
& cats or dogs?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)growing up, i was a dog person, but i think ive become a cat person. though i do still love big dumb dogs
& how do you want to be remembered when you kick?
& monogamy or polyamory?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)well, lets see....i was always a serial monogomist, but dated the wrong girls, since none of them wanted that. then i tried the poly thing and thats not me. so i guess ill go with, "none of the above."
& when is enough, enough?
& where in the world would you like to go?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)the whole of the british isles, amsterdam, africa, italy...and pretty much anywhere that has a lot of history
& why?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)well, aside from amsterdam, for the history. as for amsterdam, if anyone doesnt know why i want to go there, then they must have the worst fucking ability to pay attention
& have you lived any prior lives?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)i was apprehensive about answering this, thinking people would think im nuts. but the whole point of answering these is being honest, and besides, everyone already thinks im nuts.
im pretty sure theres been a few. the only one that ive had any concrete memories of is something in like a bronze age or iron age period. i was a soldier and i was killed in battle
& are you vexed that i should know some of these answers from reading your journal?
TakesATrainToCry asked Have you seen the pics of Britney Spears naughty bits? What was your first reaction?
& you and I are drinking at the bar and in walks Eva Green. Who wins her love?
Mr. Alfa asked which site do you spend moest of your time excluding suicide girls?
SPOILERS! (Click to view)when im at work, i get bored a lot. so i always have this one window open to wikipedia.org and just look up random shit.
okay, that was a sufficient number of questions. i am satisfied.
Also: you mean you had some doubt that Britney shaves? I would have been shocked to see a solitary hair down there.