one thing i meant to mention yesterday.
the impossible happened...i did somethign that the dicks in charge at work actually liked! i stopped a couple of people from thieving shit from the store. i was down in lumber and the manager on duty called and told me that there were these two people, whom he described, that, if they came to my register i should try to slow down if i can since they were suspected of stealing shit. keep in mind i cant physically do anything, and i was supposed to distract them and call him. yeah that will work. so sure enough they come to my line. i saw them coming so i figured since i cant touch them i have to somehow stop them from leaving.
so i turned off the automatic doors. they actually did buy some shit, but sure enough when they try to leave the alarm goes off. this happens sometimes unnecessarily. so its not a big deal except that we knew they were stealing shit. so i decided to fuck with them. they try to walk out the doors and of course they dont open. the look on their faces was fucking classic, and for some reason the movie "A Bronx Tale" popped into my head and i said to them,
"now you's cant leave."
they just dropped all their shit, including the shit they paid for and bolted for the front door. they were let go since they dropped the stuff but i thought it was pretty goddamn funny. i love fucking with people.
oh, and you should all know, kayla is a supercool chick. we hung out tonight and she rocks. supercool girl. funny, intellegent, blunt, and a very good head on her shoulders, and if i may say so myself, her pictures, as lovely as they are, dont do her justice. id tell you to go tell her shes awesome, but you probably have already.
EDITED TO SAY:
dont IM me and tell me you got laid
i dont want to know
it just serves to remind me im not getting laid. dont rub it in
the impossible happened...i did somethign that the dicks in charge at work actually liked! i stopped a couple of people from thieving shit from the store. i was down in lumber and the manager on duty called and told me that there were these two people, whom he described, that, if they came to my register i should try to slow down if i can since they were suspected of stealing shit. keep in mind i cant physically do anything, and i was supposed to distract them and call him. yeah that will work. so sure enough they come to my line. i saw them coming so i figured since i cant touch them i have to somehow stop them from leaving.
so i turned off the automatic doors. they actually did buy some shit, but sure enough when they try to leave the alarm goes off. this happens sometimes unnecessarily. so its not a big deal except that we knew they were stealing shit. so i decided to fuck with them. they try to walk out the doors and of course they dont open. the look on their faces was fucking classic, and for some reason the movie "A Bronx Tale" popped into my head and i said to them,
"now you's cant leave."
they just dropped all their shit, including the shit they paid for and bolted for the front door. they were let go since they dropped the stuff but i thought it was pretty goddamn funny. i love fucking with people.
oh, and you should all know, kayla is a supercool chick. we hung out tonight and she rocks. supercool girl. funny, intellegent, blunt, and a very good head on her shoulders, and if i may say so myself, her pictures, as lovely as they are, dont do her justice. id tell you to go tell her shes awesome, but you probably have already.
EDITED TO SAY:
dont IM me and tell me you got laid
i dont want to know
it just serves to remind me im not getting laid. dont rub it in
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delilah_banks:
Just to make you feel better, I can honestly say that I didn't get laid, and it looks like I won't be getting laid anytime in the near future.
samantha:
wow... that is classic!