tadzi

if you come in to my work, theres a good chance i hate you.

i cant believe some of the miscreants that pollute this world. some jackoff comes into my line, never seen him before. and he starts telling me really offensive jokes. specifically one about wife beating, one i dont remember, and the last one was racist. i wont lie, ive told and laughed at a couple. but these are between friends, people whom we dont take each other seriously. this isnt the kind of shit you tell a complete stranger whom you dont know how they will react. he disgusted me. so naturally i had to fuck with him.

(after he finishes joke)
ME: "my brother in law is black..."
JACKOFF: "oh...im...uh...i didnt..."
ME: "you should leave now."
he promptly does. one of my head cashiers saw this and walks up
HER: "is that true?"
ME: "what?"
HER: "is your brother in law black?"
ME: "no, i just wanted to make him feel like an asshole."
HER: "oh, good. because i was going to hit him."

i realized i need to get laid again soon so i can write more interesting journal entries. if you know any women with serious sight problems let me know