tabbycat

Ewww ewww ewww just went to see silent hill. i dont usually go to see horrors but i thought id be sociable.....big mistake....that film is gruesome

....blood and guts and oh my god the noises......that siren will haunt me forever

at least i have an excuse to crash in my blokes room tonight

AAAAAH Im back at uni at last. Some bastards stolen my duvet and bottle of vodka I accidentally left under my bed......damn cleaners.

So anyhoo its the summer term and i only have three exams then as of 20th may im finished with uni.

..........hopefully I'll get time to shoot my first ever set

i dont believe this! i wrote a lovely long update and its ogne missing. im too ill to remember it all so i'll paraphrase

having panic attacks cos of exam nerves

not doing real estate, applied for teaching training instead and made my dad angry cos he thinks there are no teaching jobs available.....obviously he doesnt pay much attention to the world.

did anyone watch...
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Hello my luvverlies tis I again!!!
Ive been back at the old homestead for over a week now. got some good pressies for my birthday which have taken me out of my overdraft, hopefully for good. Its a bit stressful fitting back into their lifestyle whilst trying to finish my dissertation on time. Im spending a fair bit of time on it, there are times...
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yeeeargh not got much time to update as a parental unit is lurking outside door. sorry for lack of updates....will chat tomorrow mwah mwah

What a birthday!!

We went up to Birmingham to visit Medusa strip club. There were some very fine ladies in there, many of which came running over to me to give me a hug and say happy birthday. They are so flexible and toned its unbelieveable!!

Got a couple of dances. One on my own and one with the bloke which was even better than...
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Bob.......Bob?!?!?!? Wanker!?!?!?!

Weebl and Bob

Damn it Ive been tagged! Actually Im not moaning, its the first tag Ive had!

Soooo.......6 weird things or habits about me

1) I have to turn off every switch I see
2) I think every person in the street is laughing at me
3) I make people angry on purpose then get upset if they shout at me
4)...
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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then...
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well hellooooo nurse!!!

Im feeling in a good mood today. Won a competition to have a makeover and a photoshoot. Sadly its a normal photoshoot where they try to make middle aged women look good for their husands (no offence) so no groovy SG stylee pics!!!

Its my birthday soon and I'm being taken to medusa's strip club in birmingham uk hooray for me!!!!

how...
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Feeling much better now. Went home this weekend for the funeral where I met three of my grandads seven siblings! Strangely my great auntie cath looks like an older Meryl Streep!!

Had a nice weeken at home doing nothing. Watched Red Eye which was quite good.

I'm back at uni now with only three and a half weeks left till the easter vacation....that means one...
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