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Sooo... funny thing.

I stabbed myself in the hand trying to pry apart two halves of frozen bagel.

Due to the incidental nerve damage.. I have surgery to look forward to on Monday.
Fucking hilarious really.

Hey, wanna see the funniest thing ever?
www.americawestandasone.com
ah.. seriously.. laughed for days.

I'm very excited. I'm going to Sarah Slean tonight. I'm aware of how that just adds to my metrosexual image.. but I don't care.. she's the best.