I have the day off.
Who votes that I do something productive?
Who votes that I hunt stray cats around the neighborhood with a squirtgun, a scream mask and wearing only my boxer briefs?
Who votes that I follow the mailman as his devout understudy?
Who votes that I research black magic and try and turn all my dirty laundry into a giant smelly Golem?
Who votes that I call my friends around lunchtime and poll them on what they're eating, with the bonus question; "Are you gonna finish that?"
Or maybe I can just fuck around in front of the computer all day.
I forgot how this free time stuff works.
Who votes that I do something productive?
Who votes that I hunt stray cats around the neighborhood with a squirtgun, a scream mask and wearing only my boxer briefs?
Who votes that I follow the mailman as his devout understudy?
Who votes that I research black magic and try and turn all my dirty laundry into a giant smelly Golem?
Who votes that I call my friends around lunchtime and poll them on what they're eating, with the bonus question; "Are you gonna finish that?"
Or maybe I can just fuck around in front of the computer all day.
I forgot how this free time stuff works.
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Is this thing on?
Can anyone see this?
<tap tap tap>
Alright ladies and jellyspoons, Mr Invisible here.
Would it be irony or fate that has given us the same day off today?
It seems that i have chosen the fucking around option you described, just simply because there are no stray cats in my neighborhood. That, and i dont wear underwear, so that might have been a bit awkward for any unsuspecting non- stray cats i might have come across.
Too much information maybe?
and btw, i also tried to 're-freind' you... not sure if thats a real word, but its close enough to refried, so its ok with me. maybe that will work, but then again, if i truly AM invisible, screw robbing banks, im gonna go hide on the sg tour bus heehee.
[Edited on Jul 01, 2004 7:40PM]