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Chicago

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Saturday Dec 21, 2002

Dec 21, 2002
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One day I am going to be on "Biography: Serial Killer Editon" discussing what it was like living with one of my roommates who I am certain is only biding his time.
This is assuming that I'm not one of the first people on is list, which is kinda presumptious because there stands a significant chance that the list starts with my name.

Anyway, we all enjoy making use of the fact that we live in a historic little mansion. This roommate, however, makes use of it by hosting a monthly live action, vampire themed role playing game.

Besides the overwhelming clump of pathetic clustered across the first floor, the thing that usually gets to me when I get home on a friday night is the stench.

Do you know what gamer stink smells like?
May you never.

maelwys:
Gamers smell like cat pee-pee. Well maybe not, I go live roleplaying in Chislehurst Caves in Kent. Basicly me in tartan (hey, Im a Scott! Sept Simpson of Clan Fraser to be precise) running around beating people as hard as I can with a rubber sword screaming 'stitch this yew bastard!'. Its great fun. Release through relief!
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