I'm an idiot.
I KNEW that the number one danger of being a waiter, besides starvation, was that I'd be walking around with tons of tiny, harmless small bills that seem so insignificant and easy to part with.
So I promised myself I would clear my wallet at the end of each shift. Stick it someplace else.
Countless beers, several meals where I picked up the tab, a couple of retarded Spawn toys and god knows what else later, it dawns on me that I really should have listened to myself.
Sigh. A couple of beers and a cheap dinner should help soothe the burn of this lesson learned.
I KNEW that the number one danger of being a waiter, besides starvation, was that I'd be walking around with tons of tiny, harmless small bills that seem so insignificant and easy to part with.
So I promised myself I would clear my wallet at the end of each shift. Stick it someplace else.
Countless beers, several meals where I picked up the tab, a couple of retarded Spawn toys and god knows what else later, it dawns on me that I really should have listened to myself.
Sigh. A couple of beers and a cheap dinner should help soothe the burn of this lesson learned.
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twisted
Throw a couple of your drawings to Missy and they'll be all over everything.
I still want to see the comic panel where I'm showing off my underwear. Woohooo!!~