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Monday Dec 01, 2003

Dec 1, 2003
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I'm an idiot.
I KNEW that the number one danger of being a waiter, besides starvation, was that I'd be walking around with tons of tiny, harmless small bills that seem so insignificant and easy to part with.

So I promised myself I would clear my wallet at the end of each shift. Stick it someplace else.

Countless beers, several meals where I picked up the tab, a couple of retarded Spawn toys and god knows what else later, it dawns on me that I really should have listened to myself.

Sigh. A couple of beers and a cheap dinner should help soothe the burn of this lesson learned.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
wugglyump:
...this is me calling you twisted:

twisted smile
Dec 2, 2003
soulessone:
Baby.......you rule, you know that??
Throw a couple of your drawings to Missy and they'll be all over everything. wink

I still want to see the comic panel where I'm showing off my underwear. Woohooo!!~ wink
Dec 2, 2003

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