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Meh, I'm probably chickening out and just dealing with the 14 or so hours of travel time in one shot instead. I didn't want to but the effort of doing anything else sounds too tiring.

I am, however, going to catch a Pirates game while I'm in PA.

Wait a minute. Rigley? Da Bears? Are you on the pipe? Put the pipe down, hon.

And furthermore, are we going to hang out while you're here? The correct answer is yes.

I meant the crack pipe. The other one is just fine by me. You know this.