Nu zr, jung n qnl.. jung n qnl. Zl oyheerq ivfvba jvyy jrypbzr guvf unccl fyrrc, gubhtu vg vf n ybat wbhearl gb hapbafpvbhfarff ng guvf gubhtugshy engr. V srne gung V funyy gbff zlfrys evtug bhg bs gur orq naq V ghea naq ghea, cbaqre naq jbeel... vg vf abg fb zhpu gurfr srnef gung xrrc zr njnxr, ohg gur snpg gung V guvax...
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sigmatic:
Fucking smileys.
bones_708:
I admit I'm lazy, and this seems way to much like work. 
So yesterday was [MEMBER=Sigmatic's] birthday, and we had ourselves a grand old time. The day started out with my super-scary french toast (frightening due to butter/cream content - only for special occasions!) and we watched some of his gift - 'Band of Brothers' - I can't wait to see the next part, when they make their first real drop! Bloody blood blood. There's this great...
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gallas13:
now you're checking pat summerall. game on!!!!!
quasi_sean:
awww....sweet. 
So, the best thing ever happened to me this morning... so, I was leaving for work, and go out my front door into the hall, and something had pooped on our doormat! Yeah, I guess one of our neighbors must've left the outer door open, because something snuck in... and in the night, took a dump in front of our door! Oh man, what a...
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sigmatic:
Man, I was sorry too, and I DID get her coffee and bring it to her at work. And a cookie. Minus one bite.
obijethro:
thanxxx for the site link it was neet and I found a wallpaper, so thanxxx again 
It looks like ketchup, tastes like ketchup, but brother - it ain't ketchup!
aproximation:
What is McDonalds fancy *tomato product?
(*made from cattle placenta)
(*made from cattle placenta)
bones_708:
I'm scared to ask what 
oh, cancel cancel cancel.
aproximation:
Is that the chorus?
or
No, make me!
or
canceling canceling the cancel is still canceling.
or
this cancel must be a short but good lover!
or
No, make me!
or
canceling canceling the cancel is still canceling.
or
this cancel must be a short but good lover!
gallas13:
breakitupbreakitupbreakitup.
The doctor never tells you anything good. It's either 'you're fine, you fucking hypochondriac' or 'yeah there's this really horrible thing wrong with you, we'll have to amputate'... same shit, different day. But if it's not an infection, what the fuck is it? Shall voodoo be my next step? As pleasant as shoving tubes up my nose sounds... will it do any good? Is there...
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aproximation:
SYNAPSE, THESE ARE THE WORDS OF THE EAR CANAL GODS! WE ARE USING APROXIMATION AS OUR CHANNEL TO YOU AS HIS MIND IS WEAK AND EASY TO CONTROL! yOU ARE NOT FORSAKEN, YOU SIMPLY SKIMPED ON THE ROSEMARY IN YOUR OFFERING OF THE ROAST MOUSE AND WE DECIDED TO SMITE YOUR INNER EAR. ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN IF YOU CRACK AN EGG ON YOUR FORHEAD WHILST SAYING ROSEMARY BACKWARD FIVE TIMES.
THE EAR CANAL GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
THE EAR CANAL GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
throatneedle:
i hate my bangladeshi doctor. he had me thinking i had hepatitis for almost 2 weeks!
Did I write to that guy? Yes, indeed. He said that maybe he'd hold the bike for me if I was cute, followed by a lecherous 'heheh'. I wish that I could afford myself a great new bike, then I wouldn't have to trudge through the mire of unctuous creeps, who are sometimes the purveyors of second-hand goods. booooo.
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sitandspin:
oh my god you just said unctuous. excuse me while i take care of some....uh....things.
sitandspin:
how am i supposed to sing at a wedding when i'm the groom?
coffee, tea, sugar, beetles.
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swellgal:
you're so sweet to me 
aproximation:
cremaster, topiary, tricep, tounge
I am currently experiencing a taste explosion. Best new gum flavor ever.
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bones_708:
Alright, whats the flavor?
bones_708:
I saw that comming myself. I'll probably see it Fri or next week sometime.
I love getting free stuff. And giving free stuff! Cheap stuff is good too. I've got a temporary addiction to giving/buying/trading right now. Craigslist, Freecycle and Ebay are tits.