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Monday Jan 31, 2005

Jan 31, 2005
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The doctor never tells you anything good. It's either 'you're fine, you fucking hypochondriac' or 'yeah there's this really horrible thing wrong with you, we'll have to amputate'... same shit, different day. But if it's not an infection, what the fuck is it? Shall voodoo be my next step? As pleasant as shoving tubes up my nose sounds... will it do any good? Is there a demon in my ear canal? Am I cursed? Oh great ear gods... why have you forsaken me? Was that roast last Sunday really that bad? There was plently of gravy, to suit everyone's taste... oh hell, there's never any pleasing you guys.. I don't even know why I bother.
aproximation:
SYNAPSE, THESE ARE THE WORDS OF THE EAR CANAL GODS! WE ARE USING APROXIMATION AS OUR CHANNEL TO YOU AS HIS MIND IS WEAK AND EASY TO CONTROL! yOU ARE NOT FORSAKEN, YOU SIMPLY SKIMPED ON THE ROSEMARY IN YOUR OFFERING OF THE ROAST MOUSE AND WE DECIDED TO SMITE YOUR INNER EAR. ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN IF YOU CRACK AN EGG ON YOUR FORHEAD WHILST SAYING ROSEMARY BACKWARD FIVE TIMES.
THE EAR CANAL GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
Jan 31, 2005
throatneedle:
i hate my bangladeshi doctor. he had me thinking i had hepatitis for almost 2 weeks!
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