I could really go for some trout. I haven't had any in a while... it's been all salmon. Not that I'm complaing about that, but salmon isn't my only favorite! It's just nice to think of floating out in my old sage green 40 ft (yeah it was huge) canoe.. out on the lake with my dad, reeling in rainbow trout to take home for...
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my hoodie smells like play-dough. also, it's so fucking cold in here, I'm drinking Maker's Mark to keep me warm.
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bones_708:
Ahhhh the days of sitting and drinking whiskey from the bottle. Sniffing my clothes and...............Sniffing clothes? O.K. I don't remember doing that.............or do I 
swellgal:
promises, promises...just so you know..i'm not in a bad mood i'm actually doing good so don't worry that i'm some crazy headcase...i just like bitchin,,, 
Da liegt eine Leiche auf dem Bett. Bitte wechseln sie die Laken.
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cheapbastard:
...and no cursing either?
Well, it's just not derby if you can't humpty dance and curse at the same time.
What the hell is the humpty dance, anyway? I mean, I know the Digital Underground song, but uh....yeah.
*knock knock knock*
- Hello? Who is it?
- 1990.
Well, it's just not derby if you can't humpty dance and curse at the same time.
What the hell is the humpty dance, anyway? I mean, I know the Digital Underground song, but uh....yeah.
*knock knock knock*
- Hello? Who is it?
- 1990.
quasi_sean:
um...like k. 
*yawn*
cheapbastard:
Bored? Here's something that'll keep you occupied for hours.
I guar-ron-tee.
www.screenhead.com
For the procrastinator in everyone.
I guar-ron-tee.
www.screenhead.com
For the procrastinator in everyone.
Grilled vegetables really are one of the finer things in life. So is not feeling like you're going to barf. I really had no idea that earl grey would hit my stomach so hard this morning! Acidic shit, that stuff is. oof.
Ridiculous in Piccadilly has got me in a fine mood at the moment. 'Pillar-box' reminds me of pillbox, and I just delight in those little things... I adore small containers... so little that they look as if the only thing they have room to hold is a secret. I've always fancied poison rings as well, but I'm not really one for hand jewelry... it's a...
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sitandspin:
man you are two for two....you're gonna get some prize alright!
aproximation:
I can only imagine what VG stands for... 
My gutter mind offers many options, but my superego guesses Video Games.
You can make little pinhole cameras out of thoes little containers too!
My gutter mind offers many options, but my superego guesses Video Games.
You can make little pinhole cameras out of thoes little containers too!
What a great day to splash hot tea in my eye.
Awesome.
Awesome.
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bones_708:
Do you want cream or sugar with that? 
Almost the weekend, goodluck!
Almost the weekend, goodluck!
sitandspin:
isn't that funny? arthur mcarthur! the prize you win was going to be either sexual congress with me or tea in your eye, but i guess you already made your choice.
First day back at work in a bit - good to know that I still remember how to do my job... one of my coworkers decided that he was going to extend his vacation a little longer - without telling the rest of us! bastard. and guess who gets to pick up the slack! pffft. stupid newbie status. And I'll keep that status, until someone...
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sitandspin:
what? you don't like yellow junk?
yeah at my last job i was the new guy for two years! even after someone else came on he was a friend of the boss so he got more respect than i did. sheesh.
yeah at my last job i was the new guy for two years! even after someone else came on he was a friend of the boss so he got more respect than i did. sheesh.
swellgal:
Glad to hear you're feeling better poops...Talk to you soon
bed ridden with the sickness. happy fucking new year. zzzzzz.
swellgal:
If i was there i'd give you soup and make you feel better and give you hugs and kisses...Unless of course you were vomitting then i'd just give you a wastebasket and hit the road...I love you...
back. +1 giant stuffed hamster.
swellgal:
I want a giant stuffed hamster!
throatneedle:
guinea pig? are you making it with roasted dill potatoes?
2 days until I fly away from this place, to someplace much worse. I think Batman gave me his stupid cold - well, it's my own damn fault for drinkin' a bunch of a sick fucker's OJ, water and beer in the first place. Stupid microbes. Buh. Duh. So stuffy.
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pommyjeff:
Happy Christmas Homie
swellgal:
A rimjob all my own! How could i ever be so llucky! 
p.s. hope you're feeling better hope FL is ok and i love you!!
p.s. hope you're feeling better hope FL is ok and i love you!!
The cold sweating possesses my body, and this unbearable itch, having worked its way under my skin, drives me mad with desire. It is only enough to taste you, and this insatiable longing is sated. And then it starts. My skin turns hot, my vision blurs, and my breath grows ever shorter. This can't be love. It must be an allergy.
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swellgal:
I love your messages...I have been going to bed really early but i will call you this weekend...love you love you love you....
I never really went boat fishing. My pop couldnt get me to sit still for long enough to go boat fishing i think
I can already tell that this visit to the shrink is going to be ackward, but I can't let my pride get in the way.
Weird though...
Good luck with your call!