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Okay, enough cathartic stuff. Time for silly stuff.

This past weekend, funkmunky & I shared our sympathies & attractions for a certain blonde Italian lady.

I say Mr. Rossdale is a lucky fucker. Funkmunky says something not suitable for a mixed audience.

Regardless, I know this shit is bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S). In fact, that's all I can hear on my Mental Music Box. It's...
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I have phone service once again. Telemarketers, you may resume bugging me.

Anyone else who wants to bug me, go right ahead. I enjoy a little variety in the messages on my answering machine.

I'm up WAAAAY past my bedtime. Why?

I fucking watching the fucking two-disc anniversary edition of fucking Scarface on my fucking TV.

It's a fucking fabulously fantastic flick.

Something screwy is going on with my landline. As you can see, I'm quite capable of roving the internet, therefore my DSL is A-OK. However, I have no dial tone--just a low hum that varies its pitch in time with the traffic on Beck Rd.

Weird.

Why this is newsworthy to the uncaring masses, I know not, but I shared it anyway. Don't say I...
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Random Song Lyric of the Day (maybe Week):

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmas time
But they wouldnt let us make the metal sign
No they wouldnt let us...
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Tomorrow I'm going back to work. Yay.

I ain't takin' them thinnin' peelz either. I like my thick blood the way it is, thank you very much. The last thing I need is to exsanguinate because I caught my thumb on a burr.

The air is green. It's kinda freaky.

In other news, yesterday was the company picnic. Being the lucky man that I am, I won a $75 gift certificate to some restaurant I've never heard of. Did I mention this was a gift certificate for myself & a guest? Corner Office Man thought that was hilarious. Come to think of it, so did I.

I'll show...
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Today I went to the local D.O.C. for my annual ocular checkup. This time I used my insurance (I spaced it last time). $94 beats $550 any day.

Interesting thing about my ocular checkup. When the optician was typing my measurements into her computer, I noticed my both of my eyes are located 29.5 mm from some arbitrary point. In layman's terms, symmetrical.

So, now...
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I'm back from Cedar Point. It was a blast. Even with the 20 miles of construction from Monroe to Toledo, it was a great time. I got a nice sunburn, but not from walking around that sunny Saturday. Oh no. I got it driving back to MI.

Yep, myself & Oni did indeed use my rusty-but-trusty Chevrolet as a ferry. Gotta love those little sprinkles...
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In just a few short hours, the trek to Sandusky begins.

However, before I can pack, I have to do laundry. I also have to find that goddamn squeak. I'm 95% sure it's what I think it is, so that's an easy 60 minute repair.

It should be an interesting trip with me driving & Oninotaki navigating.

Side note--this trip will be an experiment in...
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