Well, another date, another few dollars spent. 
The zoo was excellent. Especially the mama tiger & her three cubs. Two of the three would play in the pool, bathing & splashing & having a grand ol' time. One did not. He stared at the water, tested it with his paw, hissed at it, absolutely refused to bathe.
Mama did not like that. She was on the other side of the pool, lying in a shady spot under a tree. She looked like she was fighting a serious headache. She growled a few times at the kiddie too.
So, without further ado, I give you what I think she said:
{frustrated mother} "Take your bath."
{whiny brat} "But, Maaaaaa...I don't wanna...I took one last monnnnth..."
"Your mother has a headache. Now get in that pool & wash your body!"
"But it's cooooollllllllddddd..."
"I'm going to give you "cold" if you don't get to washing yourself, mister!"
"But I don't smell baaaaaaddddddd..."
*loud sigh* "Get...in...that...pool...right...now!"
"I don't wanna!"
"If I have to come over there, you will not like it. I have a headache. You are making it worse. One way or another, you WILL be bathing, be it by hook or by crook. Now get in that damned pool and take your damn bath. Or I'll let your father eat you."
*kid looks shocked* "He wouldn't really eat me, would he?"
*mother chuckles evilly* "Well...there's only one way to find out..."
*kid leaps into the pool* "I'M BATHING, MOM!!! SEE!?!
"Good. Now shut up so I can sleep. And don't foget to wash behind your ears. They were filthy last time."
---serious stuff---
In other news, Reagan has died. *takes off hat for the former President* Ketchup will always be a vegetable in my heart, Uncle Ronnie..
Closer to home--well, former home anyway--a former muffler shop owner decided the Granby Board of Trustees had messed with the wrong man four years ago. So he drove a D-9 Cat through Granby. Shitheel.
Main story
Sub-story 1
Sub-story 2
CE thread
I spent seventeen years in Grand County...shopped at Gambles, got my power from Mountain Parks Electric, read the Ski-Hi News, borrowed SCADS and SCADS of books from the Library, got my driver's license in that same building...when I was 17 I even paid this twit $200 to fab up an exhaust for my S10!
I'd hope he'd hang for this, but he took the coward's way out by a self-inflicted GSW.
Figures.
The zoo was excellent. Especially the mama tiger & her three cubs. Two of the three would play in the pool, bathing & splashing & having a grand ol' time. One did not. He stared at the water, tested it with his paw, hissed at it, absolutely refused to bathe.
Mama did not like that. She was on the other side of the pool, lying in a shady spot under a tree. She looked like she was fighting a serious headache. She growled a few times at the kiddie too.
So, without further ado, I give you what I think she said:
{frustrated mother} "Take your bath."
{whiny brat} "But, Maaaaaa...I don't wanna...I took one last monnnnth..."
"Your mother has a headache. Now get in that pool & wash your body!"
"But it's cooooollllllllddddd..."
"I'm going to give you "cold" if you don't get to washing yourself, mister!"
"But I don't smell baaaaaaddddddd..."
*loud sigh* "Get...in...that...pool...right...now!"
"I don't wanna!"
"If I have to come over there, you will not like it. I have a headache. You are making it worse. One way or another, you WILL be bathing, be it by hook or by crook. Now get in that damned pool and take your damn bath. Or I'll let your father eat you."
*kid looks shocked* "He wouldn't really eat me, would he?"
*mother chuckles evilly* "Well...there's only one way to find out..."
*kid leaps into the pool* "I'M BATHING, MOM!!! SEE!?!
"Good. Now shut up so I can sleep. And don't foget to wash behind your ears. They were filthy last time."
---serious stuff---
In other news, Reagan has died. *takes off hat for the former President* Ketchup will always be a vegetable in my heart, Uncle Ronnie..
Closer to home--well, former home anyway--a former muffler shop owner decided the Granby Board of Trustees had messed with the wrong man four years ago. So he drove a D-9 Cat through Granby. Shitheel.
Main story
Sub-story 1
Sub-story 2
CE thread
I spent seventeen years in Grand County...shopped at Gambles, got my power from Mountain Parks Electric, read the Ski-Hi News, borrowed SCADS and SCADS of books from the Library, got my driver's license in that same building...when I was 17 I even paid this twit $200 to fab up an exhaust for my S10!
I'd hope he'd hang for this, but he took the coward's way out by a self-inflicted GSW.
Figures.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
misskaboom:
Typed out as a list the week seems short, but in real time it is not. 
oninotaki:
Ok dude now that I have my tickets whats the carpool situation like for cedar point?