Bad jokes, line 1. Bad jokes, line 1. Feel free to replace Jamaica with the country, city, or location of your choice when retelling, but this is how I heard it.
So there's a guy with a girlfriend named Wendy. And he likes her so much that he gets his name tattooed on his penis. When he's erect you can see it, but when he's flaccid you can only see the W and the Y.
So the guy is going to the bathroom and he looks over and there's a Jamaican guy standing next to him peeing, with a W and a Y on his penis too. The guy goes, "Oh wow, is your girlfriend named Wendy too?" And the Jamaican guy looks back and says, "No, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day.'"
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So there's a guy with a girlfriend named Wendy. And he likes her so much that he gets his name tattooed on his penis. When he's erect you can see it, but when he's flaccid you can only see the W and the Y.
So the guy is going to the bathroom and he looks over and there's a Jamaican guy standing next to him peeing, with a W and a Y on his penis too. The guy goes, "Oh wow, is your girlfriend named Wendy too?" And the Jamaican guy looks back and says, "No, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day.'"
Ahh? Ahh?
Is this thing on?
*crickets*