sybil

i am so fucking bored out of my so fucking brain.
boys went to the strip club without me,
4 months til i'm 21...
and i just go to a bar and flirt with rednecks for free booze.
finally broke down and bought mac makeup
fancy.
my cheap ghetto store $1 each makeup was fucking up my eyes.
chapelle show's on at least, and adult swim
i finally get to see all the aqua teens i missed.
but mother fuckers, bring back home movies
the anime they pick usually blows.

ps. jesus, if you exist, please stop making me gain weight. xoxox

pps. called a goregous boy from NY who i offended by leaving drunk voicemails awhile back.
he's vegan, i told him i was going to force-feed him meat.
i got his voicemail again, swore i was sober
... he won't call back.
... i don't blame him. haha.
but i so wanted to slobber his abs.