Not a bad weekend this week. I was supposed to have a game night on Friday, but, it turned into another drinking night. It's not always fun being the only Straight Edge person you know, but, it is absolutely fun to remember all the stupid shit people do when they're drunk...or the stupid/funny shit I do completely sober. I'm the guy at the party that makes everyone laugh even if I make myself look like a fool. Everyone was feeling good all the guys were out smoking on the front porch while I was just chillin' at the table with my sister Mellanie and our neighbor Amanda. They thought it would be funny for me to go turn on dance music and wait for the guys to come in and dance. I did one better. I took my sisters Cookie Monster bathrobe went to my room took off everything but my boxers and went out front and danced like a fool. kinda my thing. After that Amanda thought it would be funny to take a video of me saying I was the Cookie Monster. I said sure and then I decided I'd make it better by freaking out on a bag of cookies. It was pretty hilarious everyone thought.
A question that I thought of on Friday is why do people flirt with me when they're in relationships? I know that when a lot of people are drunk they get overly friendly(I know a bunch) and that's all I thought of it to begin with more on that later. Amanda is dating Mike who was renting a room from another one of my neighbors. They met on OKCupid. Now Mike lives with her. I wont bore you with a hundred details. My sister became friends with Mike a couple weeks after he moved in across the street. We actually met him before Amanda whose family has lived next to us for a couple years. It's a quiet neighborhood and neighbors don't usually bother with each other unless they have to. Mike and Amanda had both been drinking and talking about maybe moving too fast and maybe breaking up. In my opinion they did move a little too fast. Not my business though.
I was talking Friday about being over my No Single Moms rule. Saying how I thought a few single moms we're hot. Amanda(a mom) said, "like me?" I said "yeah" being the normal guy answer. Amanda is attractive, but, you know, in a relationship. She was twerking towards me when Mike was right next to her. I actually had to tell her to shake her ass towards Mike not me. I didn't want to get hit by Mike thinking I was doing something. There were a few times during the night where it seemed like Amanda was flirting. Even my sister thought so.
Saturday morning came and my sister decided to make breakfast and invite Mike and Amanda back over. More flirting seemed to take place. My sister almost spilled coffee on me after I said don't spill hot stuff on me. Then Amanda said, "Josh is already hot all over." There was other stuff too. This all made me feel kind of awkward.
Later I went to Bull Moose with my friends Chris and Ashley. Bull Moose is basically an Entertainment Store. They have grab bags of 15 CD's for 2 bucks. They're not in cases and they're basically all scratched but they still play correctly. We decided that the CD's we weren't going to listen to or didn't like we would play baseball with them. If you smash it it was a home run. John who is my sisters fiancè decided to play with me and Chris. I was pitching. John hit the CD and it came straight back at me and hit me in the arm.
That's what a line drive CD in Crap CD Baseball does to your arm.
Sunday was a normal relaxing day. Nothing interesting.
Monday at 5:41pm my Sister Chelsea had her first child. I'm now an Uncle 3 times. Welcome to the world Isabella! <3 Can't wait to meet you my favorite( and only so far) Niece. That meant more to me than the whole weekend.
Well, it's 3 am I should go to bed.
Night Loves.